NemeBro
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Link vs. The River
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Link from Legend of Zelda tries to ford The River from Oregon Trail.
This is Composite Link.
Can Link pull off what so many pioneers died trying to do, or will he too be crushed by Dysentery?
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Jul 7th, 2010 08:01 PM
FinalAnswer
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Link and his entire family dies.
Seriously NemeBro?
Why would you make this spite?
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Jul 7th, 2010 08:04 PM
AuraAngel
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Link is royally f*cked beyond all recognition.
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Jul 7th, 2010 08:06 PM
linkownsyousobs
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yeah he's f*cked... What about Zora Link though?
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Jul 7th, 2010 08:11 PM
NemeBro
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Is Composite Link, so he has the mask, but even he cannot ford The River if you ask me. Nothing can.
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Jul 7th, 2010 08:12 PM
linkownsyousobs
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Then all hope is lost
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Jul 7th, 2010 08:17 PM
NemeBro
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Would it be more fair if Link had the aid of all of Hyrule?
Though I honestly doubt the Goddesses themselves could ford The River.
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Jul 7th, 2010 08:29 PM
AuraAngel
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
Would it be more fair if Link had the aid of all of Hyrule?
Though I honestly doubt the Goddesses themselves could ford The River.
Link would use the Triforce and wish the river away, only to discover that it cannot do such a feat and it shatters upon request.
They cannot. When the flooded the world, they used the water from the rive. And even then the river does not run out and it laughs at their feeble attempts.
Jul 7th, 2010 08:39 PM
linkownsyousobs
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by linkownsyousobs
Then all hope is lost
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Jul 7th, 2010 08:56 PM
NemeBro
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It seems The River has conquered another.
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Jul 7th, 2010 08:58 PM
Sin_Volvagia
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Link wears the giant mask and stores the river in his 4 bottles.
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Jul 7th, 2010 10:11 PM
NemeBro
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The River does not run dry.
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Jul 7th, 2010 10:13 PM
Sin_Volvagia
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
The River does not run dry.
In that case. Medallion of Ether. If it can't dry, it can freeze.
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Jul 7th, 2010 10:15 PM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
In that case. Medallion of Ether. If it can't dry, it can freeze.
The River is stagnant.
It is not a mere physical quantity of water, it is a presence, an omnidimensional construct that has existed since before time immemorial.
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Jul 7th, 2010 10:16 PM
Sin_Volvagia
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
The River is stagnant.
It is not a mere physical quantity of water, it is a presence, an omnidimensional construct that has existed since before time immemorial.
Then Link either becomes Zora to make it a stalemate or he just drowns
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Jul 7th, 2010 10:24 PM
Wei Phoenix
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With the aid of all of Hyrule then they make a human/Hylian bridge and he makes it half way.
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Jul 7th, 2010 10:43 PM
FinalAnswer
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He has to ford it. =l
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Jul 7th, 2010 11:13 PM
NemeBro
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I noticed ScreamPaste has not posted.
What a sissy.
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Jul 8th, 2010 03:37 AM
ScreamPaste
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
I noticed ScreamPaste has not posted.
What a sissy.
Busy knobbin' yer mawm.
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Jul 8th, 2010 03:44 AM
LLLLLink
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^ Smelled tasty bait.
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Jul 8th, 2010 03:46 AM
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