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The Funniest Family Guy Moments

post the funniest family guy quotations/moments you can remember! big grin

stewie: "during a 28 day time period, it is normal for a future yonug woman to- OH GOD THATS DISGUSTING!!!"

adam west: "who keeps stealing my water?!"


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"Just me, Stewie. Just bein' myself."

Stewie said this when he was trying to increase the size of his uhmmm, before a date.
laughing out loud


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Lois: you know peter, youre just a child!
Peter: well, if im a child, you know what that makes you? a, a pedophile!


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(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin


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family guy, family guy, family guy. how is this show so funny? thats all i hear about from kids at school, most of them having no maturaty at all . . . what is the point of the show?

LepperFace15


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Peter is visting Willy Wonka's chocolate factory]
Willy Wonka: I'll ask you one more time - are you sure you didn't eat anything in my factory?
[Peter has become a giant blueberry]
Peter Griffin: No.
Willy Wonka: I'm just asking...
Peter Griffin: What? Are you calling me a liar?
Willy Wonka: No, I'm just saying...
Peter Griffin: Hey, shut up, Wonka!


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When Peter sas something like "He hasnt been this happy since he learned how to be potty trained." They pan to a picture of a young peter sitting on the can. Then they pan out to and ADULT Peter walking out of the Bathroom.

Peter:"Hey Lois i did it"


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-Chris: Hey Birthday Boy, Want some IceCream?
-Stewie: Yes, but No Sparkles. For Every Sparkle I Find, I Kill You.


and for *Moment*

The return of the fighting Chicken.


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(Flash back at a museum)
Peter: Why come all the dinosaurs died out?
Museum Guy: Because you touch yourself at night.


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This has already been done, it's either on this page or the second or third, but it's done.

is it comprehensible.....


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family guy, family guy, family guy. how is this show so funny? thats all i hear about from kids at school, most of them having no maturaty at all . . . what is the point of the show?

LepperFace15


Shut up!


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Shut up!
yeah tell him


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(owl hits the owl house while peter is taking a crap)
peter-o god its all over the place. it in my racoon scratches o god


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I think da funniest moment was when he did that eletric company scene
"F". "At" "Fat, alright slow down now" laughing out loud

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that one wuz great


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yeah theyre all good, but what about when stewie sung rocketman. Also when peter fought the giant chicken for about five minutes. oh and when peter's tiny grandfather was in a cockfight, and was the same size as the rooster

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Brian: you you listen to your self talk?
Peter: i fade in and out.


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Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says "oooooo!"

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Peter: Don't worry, I read a book about this once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't...NOTHING?

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Peter: "Helican's Reef, then that's where I'll go cuz I'm not afraid of a challenge. Like that time I outfarted Michael Moore.

(Flashes Back To the time Peter Outfarted Michael Moore)
Peter: "Hi there."
Michael Moore: "How You Doin'?"

(Starts a farting competition)

I was lmao when i saw that.


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what about the time they were all pueking


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