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The Funniest Family Guy Moments
post the funniest family guy quotations/moments you can remember!
stewie: "during a 28 day time period, it is normal for a future yonug woman to- OH GOD THATS DISGUSTING!!!"
adam west: "who keeps stealing my water?!"
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Oct 18th, 2005 01:48 AM
dragon milly
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Gender: Female Location: looking forward to tomorrow
"Just me, Stewie. Just bein' myself."
Stewie said this when he was trying to increase the size of his uhmmm, before a date.
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Oct 18th, 2005 02:28 PM
nick1811
At Gunpoint
Gender: Male Location: Cemetary Gates
Lois: you know peter, youre just a child!
Peter: well, if im a child, you know what that makes you? a, a pedophile!
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Oct 25th, 2005 09:55 AM
nick1811
At Gunpoint
Gender: Male Location: Cemetary Gates
(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin
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Oct 25th, 2005 10:03 AM
LepperFace15
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Gender: Male Location: United States, Texas
family guy, family guy, family guy. how is this show so funny? thats all i hear about from kids at school, most of them having no maturaty at all . . . what is the point of the show?
LepperFace15
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Oct 26th, 2005 04:15 AM
CrazyEyes
Darkness Cannon
Gender: Male Location: United Kingdom
Peter is visting Willy Wonka's chocolate factory]
Willy Wonka: I'll ask you one more time - are you sure you didn't eat anything in my factory?
[Peter has become a giant blueberry]
Peter Griffin: No.
Willy Wonka: I'm just asking...
Peter Griffin: What? Are you calling me a liar?
Willy Wonka: No, I'm just saying...
Peter Griffin: Hey, shut up, Wonka!
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Nov 15th, 2005 12:28 PM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
When Peter sas something like "He hasnt been this happy since he learned how to be potty trained." They pan to a picture of a young peter sitting on the can. Then they pan out to and ADULT Peter walking out of the Bathroom.
Peter:"Hey Lois i did it"
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Nov 15th, 2005 11:36 PM
Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
-Chris: Hey Birthday Boy, Want some IceCream?
-Stewie: Yes, but No Sparkles. For Every Sparkle I Find, I Kill You.
and for *Moment*
The return of the fighting Chicken.
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Nov 16th, 2005 12:41 AM
ESB -1138
Sonic Speed
Gender: Male Location: Green Hill Zone
(Flash back at a museum)
Peter: Why come all the dinosaurs died out?
Museum Guy: Because you touch yourself at night.
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Nov 16th, 2005 12:52 AM
InnerRise
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This has already been done, it's either on this page or the second or third, but it's done.
is it comprehensible.....
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Nov 16th, 2005 04:04 AM
JacopeX
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by LepperFace15
family guy, family guy, family guy. how is this show so funny? thats all i hear about from kids at school, most of them having no maturaty at all . . . what is the point of the show?
LepperFace15
Shut up!
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Nov 16th, 2005 09:25 PM
CodeLyokoFan
CodeLyokoRocks
Gender: Male Location: ON LYOKO
quote: (post ) Originally posted by JacopeX
Shut up!
yeah tell him
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Nov 17th, 2005 10:36 PM
A Hero's Fate
The Legend Ends
Gender: Male Location: Gotham City
(owl hits the owl house while peter is taking a crap)
peter-o god its all over the place. it in my racoon scratches o god
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Nov 30th, 2005 02:54 AM
k00L kiD
life is a dream
Gender: Male Location: your girls crib
I think da funniest moment was when he did that eletric company scene
"F". "At" "Fat, alright slow down now"
Dec 3rd, 2005 03:49 PM
A Hero's Fate
The Legend Ends
Gender: Male Location: Gotham City
that one wuz great
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Dec 3rd, 2005 09:00 PM
sinbad
Junior Member
Gender: Location: New Zealand
yeah theyre all good, but what about when stewie sung rocketman. Also when peter fought the giant chicken for about five minutes. oh and when peter's tiny grandfather was in a cockfight, and was the same size as the rooster
Dec 5th, 2005 08:01 AM
PeaveyROcker
ROck Out Or Get out!
Gender: Male Location: "Look Behind You"
Brian: you you listen to your self talk?
Peter: i fade in and out.
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Dec 11th, 2005 01:16 AM
Parodia
Parody of Blodia
Gender: Male Location: The middle of someplace.
Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says "oooooo!"
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Peter: Don't worry, I read a book about this once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't...NOTHING?
Dec 11th, 2005 02:48 PM
MC_GG
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Gender: Unspecified Location: Canada
Peter: "Helican's Reef, then that's where I'll go cuz I'm not afraid of a challenge. Like that time I outfarted Michael Moore.
(Flashes Back To the time Peter Outfarted Michael Moore)
Peter: "Hi there."
Michael Moore: "How You Doin'?"
(Starts a farting competition)
I was lmao when i saw that.
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Dec 11th, 2005 03:54 PM
darthvader_fan
Dazed and Confused
Gender: Male Location: in a galaxay, far far away
what about the time they were all pueking
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Dec 24th, 2005 03:43 AM
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