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Why is it legal to eat a cow, but illegal F**k it?
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.
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Mar 30th, 2011 10:11 AM
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because i dont want sperm in my burger
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Mar 30th, 2011 10:14 AM
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Well, where do you keep it now?
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Mar 30th, 2011 10:24 AM
0mega Spawn
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by long pig
Well, where do you keep it now?
you trying to locate my stash
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Mar 30th, 2011 10:28 AM
Symmetric Chaos
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Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous?
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Mar 30th, 2011 01:15 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.
Cause people are stupid
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Mar 30th, 2011 01:50 PM
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Re: Why is it legal to eat a cow, but illegal F**k it?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.
Only in some states, sir. I think there's still about 10-15 states that don't specifically outlaw you sodomizing a cow, should you wish.
I do imagine you'd have to own the cow, otherwise there could be some property-violation laws.
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Mar 30th, 2011 04:11 PM
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Because the cow can't say "yes" or "no", of course
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Mar 30th, 2011 04:14 PM
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Re: Why is it legal to eat a cow, but illegal F**k it?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.
What are you saying exactly?
So because its socially acceptable to eat animals, you wanna bone them as well?
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Mar 30th, 2011 05:18 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Super Marie 64
Because the cow can't say "yes" or "no", of course
I don't think cows are asked if they're okay with being slaughtered either. Just saying.
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Mar 30th, 2011 05:27 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous?
Okay, how many Law and Order, SVU's has it been?
Seriously, though, bestiality is a huge red flag when it comes to profiling some serious mentally shat criminals.
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Mar 30th, 2011 07:38 PM
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Re: Why is it legal to eat a cow, but illegal F**k it?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.
Ah, merica, eh?
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Mar 31st, 2011 12:54 AM
Esau Cairn
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Super Marie 64
Because the cow can't say "yes" or "no", of course
Hold a machete in one hand & strawberry flavoured lube in the other & see which the cow will choose.
Mar 31st, 2011 05:41 AM
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One could, of course, argue that when you've cut an animal up after shooting it through the head with one of those Anton Chigur specials...
that it is in fact totally f***ed.
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Mar 31st, 2011 10:47 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.
this something you're interested in? quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous?
that's what SCVU (special cow victims unit) is for.
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Mar 31st, 2011 11:23 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by marwash22
this something you're interested in? that's what SCVU (special cow victims unit) is for.
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses against cows are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad called the Special Cow Victims Unit. These are their stories.
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Mar 31st, 2011 03:11 PM
Bicnarok
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You deserve a "pat" on the head for this disgusting thread.
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Mar 31st, 2011 04:07 PM
truejedi
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hmmm. its a thought though.
Mar 31st, 2011 07:25 PM
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you know, that's actually an interesting question. I consider murder worse than rape in terms of human offenses, so it is a double standard i suppose.
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Mar 31st, 2011 10:32 PM
Symmetric Chaos
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by King Kandy
you know, that's actually an interesting question. I consider murder worse than rape in terms of human offenses, so it is a double standard i suppose.
Rape has no useful purpose. Eating animals is usually see as useful.
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Mar 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
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