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Charlesmike
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A Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Sep 27th, 2011 10:49 AM

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Scythe
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Feed me one.

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Sep 27th, 2011 10:57 AM

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ThorinWoofer
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I choose option f.

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Scythe
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I did too, screw Salt Lake City and I don't even know what a corporate event sandy is, she sounds.... Not hot....

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Sep 27th, 2011 11:54 AM

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Bardock42
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Charlesmike
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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AHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA

That's not that funny

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B seems to be kind of a dick.

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Mairuzu
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Does he smoke?

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ThorinWoofer
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scythe
I did too, screw Salt Lake City and I don't even know what a corporate event sandy is, she sounds.... Not hot....

Barker screwed Salt Lake City once, then he had to get a pine cone removed from his anus.

True story.

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Sep 27th, 2011 03:47 PM

Astner
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Is he fashion aware, environmentally engaged, generally knowledgeable, trustworthy, educated, work experienced, politically involved, good-looking, social, well-trained, healthy, rhetoric, enlightened, caring, enthusiastic, technologically experienced, resistant to peer pressure and is he supportive as a son? Does he have a stable partner, a good residence, a nice car and does he save for his pension?

Because these are just a few of the basic standards one would have to have to be a good son. Now a perfect son, well that would be me.

Sep 27th, 2011 08:50 PM

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Bardock42
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Astner
Is he fashion aware, environmentally engaged, generally knowledgeable, trustworthy, educated, work experienced, politically involved, good-looking, social, well-trained, healthy, rhetoric, enlightened, caring, enthusiastic, technologically experienced, resistant to peer pressure and is he supportive as a son? Does he have a stable partner, a good residence, a nice car and does he save for his pension?

Because these are just a few of the basic standards one would have to have to be a good son. Now a perfect son, well that would be me.

He's 6 months old no expression

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Sep 27th, 2011 09:00 PM

Astner
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bardock42
He's 6 months old

(please log in to view the image) You read the entirety of what I wrote and figured that I was serious?

Sep 27th, 2011 09:06 PM

Bardock42
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Originally posted by Astner
(please log in to view the image) You read the entirety of what I wrote and figured that I was serious?

Yeah, obviously, that's why I said "Astner, old chap, you are taking this too seriously".

But, no, actually I did not read the entirety of your post at all.

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Sep 27th, 2011 09:12 PM

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Astner
Is he fashion aware

Because these are just a few of the basic standards one would have to have to be a good son.

Last edited by Sancty on Sep 27th, 2011 at 09:21 PM

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Astner
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, obviously, that's why I said "Astner, old chap, you are taking this too seriously".

But, no, actually I did not read the entirety of your post at all.

Yet you thought it was a good idea to reply to a post you didn't read?

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Originally posted by Sancty

Fashion awareness is important. It may not seem like that to certain asocial individuals to whom a shirt is just a shirt, but that's the case.

Sep 27th, 2011 09:21 PM

Scythe
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Thoren
Barker screwed Salt Lake City once, then he had to get a pine cone removed from his anus.

True story.

Isn't Roland from SLC?

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Sep 27th, 2011 09:26 PM

Sancty
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Astner
Yet you thought it was a good idea to reply to a post you didn't read?

Fashion awareness is important. It may not seem like that to certain asocial individuals to whom a shirt is just a shirt, but that's the case.

Yeah I think most parents don't give a f*** about their son's "fashion awareness" though. I guess you'll be different, eh?

Sep 27th, 2011 09:35 PM

Bardock42
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Originally posted by Astner
Yet you thought it was a good idea to reply to a post you didn't read?

Well, yeah, I didn't take posting too seriously...probably inspired by the tone of the thread, the forum, and the parts of your post that I did read.

No worries!

We cool? We cool!

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Sep 27th, 2011 09:38 PM

Astner
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Originally posted by Sancty
Yeah I think most parents don't give a f*** about their son's "fashion awareness" though. I guess you'll be different, eh?

Parents not giving a f***, is a sign of bad parenting. The reason why certain people spend tens of thousands of dollars on Brioni suits isn't because they enjoy wasting money. But if you want your kid flashing his butt-crack through baggy jeans that's your problem.

Sep 27th, 2011 09:41 PM