KillerMovies - Movies That Matter!

REGISTER HERE TO JOIN IN! - It's easy and it's free!
Home » Community » General Discussion Forum » Sweden legalizes Public Masturbation, who else is going there on Holiday?

Sweden legalizes Public Masturbation, who else is going there on Holiday?
Started by: Turkey Pie

Forum Jump:
Post New Thread    Post A Reply
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread
Turkey Pie
Restricted

Gender:
Location:

Account Restricted

Sweden legalizes Public Masturbation, who else is going there on Holiday?

Sometimes I think, "Sweden you wonderful Socialist/Liberal Paradise", other times I think, "Sweden put it away".

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/09/19...c-masturbation/

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 07:24 AM
Turkey Pie is currently offline Click here to Send Turkey Pie a Private Message Find more posts by Turkey Pie Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Mindship
Snap out of it.

Gender: Male
Location: Supersurfing

I guess Miley will be performing there soon.


__________________

Shinier than a speeding bullet.

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 11:50 AM
Mindship is currently offline Click here to Send Mindship a Private Message Find more posts by Mindship Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
dadudemon
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: Bacta Tank.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mindship
I guess Miley will be performing there soon.

Why woul.......ooooohhhh.


__________________

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 12:30 PM
dadudemon is currently offline Click here to Send dadudemon a Private Message Find more posts by dadudemon Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Omega Vision
Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Gender: Male
Location: Miami Metropolitan Area

There's nothing here about public masturbation being legalized in Sweden, all it says is that a case against a 65 year old man caught masturbating in public was thrown out because the court ruled it didn't count as "sexual assault" as he wasn't focusing his attention on anyone. As stated at the end of the article, the act is still considered "disorderly conduct." All that happened was that the prosecutor aimed too high with his charge of sexual assault and now he has to let the old man go.


__________________

“Where the longleaf pines are whispering
to him who loved them so.
Where the faint murmurs now dwindling
echo o’er tide and shore."

-A Grave Epitaph in Santa Rosa County, Florida; I wish I could remember the man's name.

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 01:07 PM
Omega Vision is currently offline Click here to Send Omega Vision a Private Message Find more posts by Omega Vision Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Digi
Forum Leader

Gender: Unspecified
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Omega Vision
There's nothing here about public masturbation being legalized in Sweden, all it says is that a case against a 65 year old man caught masturbating in public was thrown out because the court ruled it didn't count as "sexual assault" as he wasn't focusing his attention on anyone. As stated at the end of the article, the act is still considered "disorderly conduct." All that happened was that the prosecutor aimed too high with his charge of sexual assault and now he has to let the old man go.


So basically "Turkey Pie" is as bad as some biased news source just trying to get ratings with misleading titles. But without the audience or actual ad revenue.

thumb down @ this thread.


__________________

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 02:37 PM
Digi is currently offline Click here to Send Digi a Private Message Find more posts by Digi Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
tsilamini
Junior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location:

quote:
4 More Internet News Stories That Were Clearly BS

#4 - Public Masturbation Isn't Really Legal in Sweden, Guys

According to Gawker, Huffington Post, and even Time, residents of Sweden are officially allowed to masturbate on public beaches under the condition that the act isn't "dedicated" to any one individual. It's all thanks to one brave pioneer who was acquitted for such an act because he had not directed his manhandling at any particular person (or fish, we hope). Upon the ruling, the prosecutor was quoted ceding all future beachside jacking: "With that we can conclude that it is OK to masturbate on the beach." A great day for freedom!

And so, with those magic words, masturbation was henceforth declared legal across the land, as men, women, and children rejoiced together but without directly pointing their genitals at one another -- or not, because the whole thing was a misunderstanding. Had anyone bothered to drop the original article in Google Translate (or show it to a Swedish person), they would have realized that the guy actually said the opposite: "We CANNOT conclude that it is OK to masturbate on the beach."

In other words, you can stop packing.


http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/...e-clearly-b.s./

/facepalm, 2013 guys, you are on a computer with the internet...


__________________
yes, a million times yes

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 02:39 PM
tsilamini is currently offline Click here to Send tsilamini a Private Message Find more posts by tsilamini Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Turkey Pie
Restricted

Gender:
Location:

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Digi
So basically "Turkey Pie" is as bad as some biased news source just trying to get ratings with misleading titles. But without the audience or actual ad revenue.

thumb down @ this thread.


That seems unduely negative about "Turkey Pie", it is delicious with mashed potato and gravy.

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 03:23 PM
Turkey Pie is currently offline Click here to Send Turkey Pie a Private Message Find more posts by Turkey Pie Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
KillaKassara
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Midwest

Account Restricted

If I'm in Sweden, and I see a dude beating his meat I will kick him in his exposed balls, I don't care if it's legal it's ****ing gay.

Where's Astner?


__________________
"Compounding these trickster aspects, the Joker ethos is verbally explicated as such by his psychiatrist, who describes his madness as "super-sanity." Where "sanity" previously suggested acquiescence with cultural codes, the addition of "super" implies that this common "sanity" has been replaced by a superior form, in which perception and processing are completely ungoverned and unconstrained"

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 04:46 PM
KillaKassara is currently offline Click here to Send KillaKassara a Private Message Find more posts by KillaKassara Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Bardock42
Junior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves

I don't like your new persona.


__________________

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 06:20 PM
Bardock42 is currently offline Click here to Send Bardock42 a Private Message Find more posts by Bardock42 Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
KillaKassara
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Midwest

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't like your new persona.
Do something about it. I can't be controlled anymore.

Wait until I get my ritalin, you just ****in wait.


__________________
"Compounding these trickster aspects, the Joker ethos is verbally explicated as such by his psychiatrist, who describes his madness as "super-sanity." Where "sanity" previously suggested acquiescence with cultural codes, the addition of "super" implies that this common "sanity" has been replaced by a superior form, in which perception and processing are completely ungoverned and unconstrained"

Last edited by KillaKassara on Oct 17th, 2013 at 06:55 PM

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 06:46 PM
KillaKassara is currently offline Click here to Send KillaKassara a Private Message Find more posts by KillaKassara Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Bardock42
Junior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Dolos
Do something about it. I can't be controlled anymore.

Wait until I get my ritalin, you just ****in wait.


When will you?


__________________

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 06:51 PM
Bardock42 is currently offline Click here to Send Bardock42 a Private Message Find more posts by Bardock42 Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
tsilamini
Junior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location:

Ritalin is an amphetamine, just buy meth


__________________
yes, a million times yes

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 06:55 PM
tsilamini is currently offline Click here to Send tsilamini a Private Message Find more posts by tsilamini Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Turkey Pie
Restricted

Gender:
Location:

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Oliver North
Ritalin is an amphetamine, just buy meth


Why buy it? The guy is an ex con; He should make his own!

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 06:57 PM
Turkey Pie is currently offline Click here to Send Turkey Pie a Private Message Find more posts by Turkey Pie Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
KillaKassara
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Midwest

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Oliver North
Ritalin is an amphetamine, just buy meth


Meth ain't legal, ritalin is. Turned out I didn't just have ADHD, I also had asperger's syndrome, though I hadn't diagnosed yet, the stimulant made me uncontrollable to my parents and teachers back then, but now it just might even the odds to my competitors. I can harness hatred for productive endeavors now, without it I won't go the distance I can with it.

This measly focalin normally doesn't do jack-shit, but now I have two pills this morning, skipped a day. I feel a little more of a rush.


__________________
"Compounding these trickster aspects, the Joker ethos is verbally explicated as such by his psychiatrist, who describes his madness as "super-sanity." Where "sanity" previously suggested acquiescence with cultural codes, the addition of "super" implies that this common "sanity" has been replaced by a superior form, in which perception and processing are completely ungoverned and unconstrained"

Last edited by KillaKassara on Oct 17th, 2013 at 07:00 PM

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 06:57 PM
KillaKassara is currently offline Click here to Send KillaKassara a Private Message Find more posts by KillaKassara Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Turkey Pie
Restricted

Gender:
Location:

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Dolos
Meth ain't legal, ritalin is. Turned out I didn't just have ADHD, I also had asperger's syndrome, though I hadn't diagnosed yet, the stimulant made me uncontrollable to my parents and teachers back then, but now it just might even the odds to my competitors.


What does legal matter to a guy like you, dude? Grow some! Man up!

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 06:59 PM
Turkey Pie is currently offline Click here to Send Turkey Pie a Private Message Find more posts by Turkey Pie Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
KillaKassara
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Midwest

Account Restricted

Ritalin will suffice, you *****-made. | V


__________________
"Compounding these trickster aspects, the Joker ethos is verbally explicated as such by his psychiatrist, who describes his madness as "super-sanity." Where "sanity" previously suggested acquiescence with cultural codes, the addition of "super" implies that this common "sanity" has been replaced by a superior form, in which perception and processing are completely ungoverned and unconstrained"

Last edited by KillaKassara on Oct 17th, 2013 at 07:11 PM

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 07:05 PM
KillaKassara is currently offline Click here to Send KillaKassara a Private Message Find more posts by KillaKassara Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Turkey Pie
Restricted

Gender:
Location:

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Dolos
Aggrevated assault, first offense, because of the circumstances I got only few months. When in possession of drugs, well, first even to get them I have to submit and cooperate for others (which is against my philosophy), but when caught in possession I get 30 years automatically unless I give them all dealers associated then I'm compromising and giving up these people who I went to (against my philosophy), and then still going into an institution for 10 or so years (serving anything, like sentence, against my philosophy) and there are still cliques I must conform to there (conforming is against my philosophy). I'm not bending anymore like I have in the past.


Look Dolos, you're 20, young and probably cute. Your time inside wouldn't be so hard. wink

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 07:07 PM
Turkey Pie is currently offline Click here to Send Turkey Pie a Private Message Find more posts by Turkey Pie Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
tsilamini
Junior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Dolos
Meth ain't legal, ritalin is. Turned out I didn't just have ADHD, I also had asperger's syndrome, though I hadn't diagnosed yet, the stimulant made me uncontrollable to my parents and teachers back then, but now it just might even the odds to my competitors. I can harness hatred for productive endeavors now, without it I won't go the distance I can with it.

This measly focalin normally doesn't do jack-shit, but now I have two pills this morning, skipped a day. I feel a little more of a rush.


hmmm, Dolos or the entire field of neuropharmacology, who to trust....


__________________
yes, a million times yes

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 07:08 PM
tsilamini is currently offline Click here to Send tsilamini a Private Message Find more posts by tsilamini Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Bardock42
Junior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves

I just want to get my meth tree.


__________________

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 07:10 PM
Bardock42 is currently offline Click here to Send Bardock42 a Private Message Find more posts by Bardock42 Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
KillaKassara
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Midwest

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Turkey Pie
young and probably cute. wink


So you won't mind when I dominate you?


__________________
"Compounding these trickster aspects, the Joker ethos is verbally explicated as such by his psychiatrist, who describes his madness as "super-sanity." Where "sanity" previously suggested acquiescence with cultural codes, the addition of "super" implies that this common "sanity" has been replaced by a superior form, in which perception and processing are completely ungoverned and unconstrained"

Old Post Oct 17th, 2013 07:12 PM
KillaKassara is currently offline Click here to Send KillaKassara a Private Message Find more posts by KillaKassara Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
All times are UTC. The time now is 10:45 PM.
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread

Home » Community » General Discussion Forum » Sweden legalizes Public Masturbation, who else is going there on Holiday?

Email this Page
Subscribe to this Thread
   Post New Thread  Post A Reply

Forum Jump:
Search by user:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON

Text-only version
 

< - KillerMovies.com - Forum Archive - Forum Rules >


© Copyright 2000-2006, KillerMovies.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by: vBulletin, copyright ©2000-2006, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.