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Does Palpatine have a penis?
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He has such a mastery over life and death he can use the force to grow or remove a penis based on what suits the needs of the moment 18 85.71%
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Poll: PPP
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Emperordmb
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Poll: PPP

Poll: Palpatine's Penis Possession

Does the great Dark Lord of the Sith possess a penis? There is conflicting evidence on the matter. One one hand we have Palpatine's lustful and lascivious feelings he tends to display:
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The Force Unleashed
The Emperor tipped back his head and howled in lascivious pain.

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On the other hand, a Dark Empire scan suggests otherwise:
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So what is the status of Palpatine Possessing a Penis? Vote in the poll and comments below are welcome.

Please vote seriously because this relates to an important issue regarding the scope of Palpatine's power.


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NewGuy01
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He does, that clone just happened not to be fully baked yet.


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Galan007
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This should help sort out the confusion:

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...You're welcome. thumb up


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Geistalt
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kek

The funny thing here is that he still doesn't need a penis to fvck Valkorion.


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Azronger
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Well, we know Palpatine hangs out with his concubines while he isn't focusing on being Emperor:

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Despite the tabloids’ inability to corroborate these lurid tales, Palpatine’s appetites for concubines — such as his courtesan-cum-assassin Roganda Ismaren — was well known


-Barely Tolerable: Alien Henchmen of the Empire, Part 3

This does not however prove he has a penis, as he gained pleasure from being electrocuted. Normal men would enjoy being stroked, but apparently not Palpatine. Coincidence? I think not.


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Geistalt
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This should help sort out the confusion:
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Sry; that only makes me feel more confused.


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He does, that clone just happened not to be fully baked yet.


Do you have proof?


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Geistalt
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It's in the definition of lascivious.


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Geistalt
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And now I understand why he was so eager to die that time.


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Azronger
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No it's not. Palpatine can be lustful and still be a eunuch.


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Geistalt
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Not sexually. Unless you defer to Sigmund Freud.


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Azronger
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Yes, sexuality is in the psyche, not in the genitalia.


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We've gotten to the point where the confirmation of Palpatine's penis is a fan-devised theory.

Hooray.


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Occam's Razer suggests that the simplest explanation is


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Geistalt
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based on what we've seen.


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This the most retarded shit I've seen in days.


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We've gotten to the point where the confirmation of Palpatine's penis is a fan-devised theory.

Hooray.
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This the most retarded shit I've seen in days.

Check out the original thread that was arguing him not having a penis as legitimate evidence for something.


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quote: (post)
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Check out the original thread that was arguing him not having a penis as legitimate evidence for something.


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