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Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yours was classic. I would have laughed at you too, unless you were bleeding or out cold.

Check mine out. I was delivering pizzas one time in a Chevy Astro Van. I delivered the pizzas to Golfland, where there's mini-golf, arcade games, waterslides, stuff for the kids . . . so anyway I roll up in my Round Table Pizza van and it's pouring rain and there's this huge puddle. So I deliver the pizzas and as I leave I can't resist driving through this big old hanging puddle in the pouring rain. I figure I'll hall ass through it and spray water everywhere and everyone would think, 'yay, that was super cool.'

So, to make a long story short, the puddle was about three feet deep and water got into places in the van where water isn't supposed to go. The van got stuck and there I was, from afar I appeared as a stranded person on an island made of painted steel. The only way for me to get help was to roll up my pantlegs, which didn't help a bit, and walk through three feet of water. My balls got wet with nasty parking lot puddle water and everything as everybody laughed. Then my friend Tyler happened to be passing by in his VW Bug and stopped to laugh as well. It was a classic moment for him, better me tell you the story than Tyler, at least for my sake. Then the manger of Golfland pulled the van out with his wench on his Jeep. The cool thing about dudes with wenches is that they love to use them when they have a chance, even in the rain. Bless the wenchmen. And with no further ado, I was late back to work and I had to explain the whole ordeal to my boss, which blew as well.

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Originally posted by mechmoggy
I have far too many to mention, you'd think I was after sympathy if I even begun to tell them.