silver_tears
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Warning Labels for Us.........
ummm.......us umm.........oh thats right slower people!!
On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos
"You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before distributing in
washing machine."
Oct 4th, 2003 02:23 AM
frootlooplucy
Misunderstood Ant
Gender: Female Location: Dozing in the straw
lol, that iron one was written on my iron!
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Oct 4th, 2003 04:28 AM
silver_tears
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how can someone blow dry their hair when sleeping
Oct 4th, 2003 04:29 AM
silver_tears
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some are very funny
Oct 4th, 2003 03:15 PM
drunk_nazgul
obscure
Gender: Female Location: YOU ARE HERE
I liked all of 'em!
I seriously don't know how these people sell these things...
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Oct 4th, 2003 04:26 PM
Tptmanno1
Life Ponder-er
Gender: Male Location: Dreaming...Or am I living...
i've seen these before, if i can find them ill post them
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Oct 4th, 2003 04:28 PM
G.P
living bank advertisement
Gender: Male Location: Paris, France
quote: Originally posted by silver_tears
how can someone blow dry their hair when sleeping No, but some people may use it as a fan.
Usually these kinds of warning labels are there to prevent the customers from suing the company in case problems happen
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Oct 4th, 2003 04:32 PM
CandyKoRn
In Orlando Blooms Pant's
Gender: Female Location: United Kingdom
even painfully obvious things like don't iron clothes whilst they're on.
people will do anything for money, saaad....
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Oct 4th, 2003 04:38 PM
silver_tears
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sad indeed
Oct 11th, 2003 04:22 AM
Baylin
Back in story!
Gender: Male Location: Deep shit as always...!
This reminds me of the case about a guy who bought a winnebago motorhome and whilst driving it home on the freeway put it in cruise control and went to make a drink...
Surprisingly the vehicle crashed and he sued and won $100,000 because it didn't say in the user manual that cruise control will NOT drive the vehicle!
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Jan 13th, 2009 08:13 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Re: Warning Labels for Us.........
quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
My expensive guitar that I had custom made had one of these stickers on it's box.
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Jan 13th, 2009 08:18 AM
Baylin
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Is that to encourage you not to fall asleep whilst playing?
I've actually done that a few times
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Jan 13th, 2009 08:34 AM
Scythe
The Goat
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Baylin
Is that to encourage you not to fall asleep whilst playing?
I've actually done that a few times
I have no idea, it's never happened to me.
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Jan 13th, 2009 08:35 AM
Baylin
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Gender: Male Location: Deep shit as always...!
To be fair to me, it was late and my little girl was struggling to sleep so I was playing some gentle finger pickled stuff on my acoustic and next thing I know mrs baylins kicking me to get up...
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Jan 13th, 2009 08:38 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Oh, yeah that happens. I meant like, stone cold onstage with hundreds of people, it happened to me once because I passed out, it was kinda like sleep.
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Jan 13th, 2009 08:46 AM
Baylin
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No never done that, I tripped on my lead once. It got caught on my foot and when I tried to kick it off it got worse and I couldn't put my foot down and so toppled over. I quite badly twisted my back to avoid smashing down on the neck, it didn't stop playing and the rest of the band thought I was messing about - it really fookin hurt!
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Jan 13th, 2009 08:50 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Whoa, sounds messy, haha. I passed out and hit the floor because ten minutes of sleep every night for a straight week does that to me.
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Jan 13th, 2009 09:03 AM
Rogue Jedi
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: On my way to the Cage
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
how can someone blow dry their hair when sleeping
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Jan 13th, 2009 09:46 AM
Baylin
Back in story!
Gender: Male Location: Deep shit as always...!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
Whoa, sounds messy, haha. I passed out and hit the floor because ten minutes of sleep every night for a straight week does that to me.
I work nights and have young kids so yeah I can relate to that one!
As for my fall there's a part of me wishes it had been filmed because I'm sure it would look funny as hell on youtube or something...
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Jan 13th, 2009 01:30 PM
gefallen_engel
Beautiful Disaster
Gender: Female Location: Ohne Dich
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Baylin
This reminds me of the case about a guy who bought a winnebago motorhome and whilst driving it home on the freeway put it in cruise control and went to make a drink...
Surprisingly the vehicle crashed and he sued and won $100,000 because it didn't say in the user manual that cruise control will NOT drive the vehicle!
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Jan 13th, 2009 02:38 PM
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