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silver_tears
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Warning Labels for Us.........

ummm.......us umm.........oh thats right slower people!! laughing

On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Fritos
"You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside."

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."

On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."

On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before distributing in
washing machine."

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lol, that iron one was written on my iron!


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how can someone blow dry their hair when sleeping huh

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some are very funny big grin

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I liked all of 'em! laughing out loud

I seriously don't know how these people sell these things...


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i've seen these before, if i can find them ill post them


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quote:
Originally posted by silver_tears
how can someone blow dry their hair when sleeping huh
No, but some people may use it as a fan. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Usually these kinds of warning labels are there to prevent the customers from suing the company in case problems happen


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even painfully obvious things like don't iron clothes whilst they're on.
people will do anything for money, saaad....


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sad indeed stick out tongue

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This reminds me of the case about a guy who bought a winnebago motorhome and whilst driving it home on the freeway put it in cruise control and went to make a drink...

Surprisingly the vehicle crashed and he sued and won $100,000 because it didn't say in the user manual that cruise control will NOT drive the vehicle!


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Re: Warning Labels for Us.........

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On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."


My expensive guitar that I had custom made had one of these stickers on it's box.


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Baylin
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Is that to encourage you not to fall asleep whilst playing?

I've actually done that a few times embarrasment


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Baylin
Is that to encourage you not to fall asleep whilst playing?

I've actually done that a few times embarrasment


I have no idea, it's never happened to me.


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To be fair to me, it was late and my little girl was struggling to sleep so I was playing some gentle finger pickled stuff on my acoustic and next thing I know mrs baylins kicking me to get up... embarrasment


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Oh, yeah that happens. I meant like, stone cold onstage with hundreds of people, it happened to me once because I passed out, it was kinda like sleep.


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No never done that, I tripped on my lead once. It got caught on my foot and when I tried to kick it off it got worse and I couldn't put my foot down and so toppled over. I quite badly twisted my back to avoid smashing down on the neck, it didn't stop playing and the rest of the band thought I was messing about - it really fookin hurt! laughing out loud


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Whoa, sounds messy, haha. I passed out and hit the floor because ten minutes of sleep every night for a straight week does that to me.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears
how can someone blow dry their hair when sleeping huh
laughing laughing laughing


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Whoa, sounds messy, haha. I passed out and hit the floor because ten minutes of sleep every night for a straight week does that to me.


I work nights and have young kids so yeah I can relate to that one!

As for my fall there's a part of me wishes it had been filmed because I'm sure it would look funny as hell on youtube or something...


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Baylin
This reminds me of the case about a guy who bought a winnebago motorhome and whilst driving it home on the freeway put it in cruise control and went to make a drink...

Surprisingly the vehicle crashed and he sued and won $100,000 because it didn't say in the user manual that cruise control will NOT drive the vehicle!



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