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The Inkeeper
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The Great Kmc Spoof
right, harvard lampoon...a.r.r.r.r roberts step aside, kmc is taking over
i want a spoof written here, i want everyone to colaborate and each write parts, we will start with the prologue and end with the classic "well," said sam "im back"
i want it to be long, very long....humour can be sophisticated or basically just potty humour
go, make a spoof script worthy of rememberance
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Jan 6th, 2004 08:58 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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oh and it cant be copied from anywhere, thats naughty, so whos starting 
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Jan 6th, 2004 09:18 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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come on people, hello, dont let my idea go down the drain, if you love me, you'll reply 
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Jan 6th, 2004 09:43 PM |
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aWWWWWWWWWW sauron!!!!.
are we spoofing everything??......better than secret diaries and stupid ring?????????????//
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Jan 6th, 2004 10:10 PM |
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Smodden
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hmm who has the courage to start? Fini the woman? saron? surely not I?
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Jan 6th, 2004 10:35 PM |
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Naz
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i not starting 
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Jan 6th, 2004 10:38 PM |
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Melani
<3
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... Well im not the one too start
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Jan 6th, 2004 10:39 PM |
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Smodden
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ok then...
here goes:
Bilbo: today is my 111th birthday
Gandalf:"Silence!"
Crowd of hobbits: "oooooo"
Gandalf: "don't do it Bilbo don't i know ur plan."
Bilbo: "er..I don't know what ur talking about old wizard"
Gandalf: "you will not disapear and run away with the ring of SAURON!"
crowd of hobbits:"Saron???"
Bilbo: "dont listen to him this is my party the old fellow just wants more attention"
Gandalf: "who knows what youv'e spoke in the dark u fool! "
*Suddenly bilbo rips of his head (it was realy a mask)*
Gandalf"who is this imposter? show yourself!"
Fake bilbo: my name is Peter...Peter Jackson
continue.....
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Jan 6th, 2004 10:46 PM |
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Smodden
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ok that sux
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Jan 6th, 2004 10:47 PM |
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orlandoOYEA
Since When?
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Gandalf: KILL HIM
Sam: *steps up* No Wait, he may have something to say.
Peter: I would like to say....*slips on ring**Mischievious laugh*
Sam: Ok, maybe not
Gandalf: I will get you!!!!! You evil son of a bi***
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Jan 7th, 2004 12:08 AM |
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orlandoOYEA
Since When?
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That was even worse
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Jan 7th, 2004 12:09 AM |
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bilbo : (rins up to house)(takes off ring)
gandalf : (runs in house) FOOL OF A TOOK!!
gondalf: sorry wrong hobbit
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Jan 7th, 2004 12:17 AM |
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Naz
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^wasn't much better 
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Jan 7th, 2004 12:17 AM |
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Smodden
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gandalf: fool of a bagins!"
bilbo:"what?"
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Jan 7th, 2004 03:26 AM |
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thorC
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well, ive post some of my idea at the last thread. i think you all have read them.
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Jan 7th, 2004 02:34 PM |
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azszhz
I Have No Name
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Bilbo looks at Peter
bilbo: who's he?
gandalf: who?
bilbo: him *points at Peter Jackson*
peter: i'm not suppose to be here am i
 (sorry but i also cant write storys)
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Jan 7th, 2004 03:53 PM |
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thorC
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At the plains the three Hunters was surrounded by the riders. then Eomer said" What the hell does an elf, a man and a dwarf in the Ridder Mark?" Aragorn replied " My name is Gladiator. and we are looking for our friend PRIVATE RYAN"
OPS.
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Jan 7th, 2004 04:24 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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right people....dont critisize your work, have confidence and faith, but seriously...prologue first
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Jan 7th, 2004 06:24 PM |
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Smodden
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sauron! we already started we cant do it all over again!
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Jan 7th, 2004 08:23 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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we can cos it has to be in book form, makes it longer you see
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