As they are some of the best films ever ask and answer questions about all the Movies that were directed and wrote by Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and silent Bob strike back)
Where is the main place all the movies Set?
Which Two characters are in all 5 movies?
What is the name of the new film that will be released later this year?
What was meant to be in the magic eye picture in Mallrats?
What were the names of the two main charaters in Clerks?
What Superhero movie did the director Kevin Smith appear in?
__________________ "People say werid shit during sex, once i called this girl mom!!!"-Clerks.
"What you just think because a guy reads comics he cant start some shit, come on ill take all of you on"-Mallrats.
"Whats a nubian!!"-Chasing Amy.
"****in' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. ****in' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie."-Dogma.
"We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. ****, we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother****ing nuts by a guy named Cock Knocker"-Jay and silent Bob strike back.
1- New jersey (?)
2- Jay and Silent Bob
3-jersey girl
4- the statue of liberty (?)
5- dante and randall (i lived the show, it sucks it got canceled)
6- daredevil (?)
"I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight. " - Jay: Clerks
"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? " - Brodie: Mallrats
What is the name of the comic book in Chasing Amy?
What is the name of Kevin Smith's comic book store in Red Bank, NJ?
__________________ "People say werid shit during sex, once i called this girl mom!!!"-Clerks.
"What you just think because a guy reads comics he cant start some shit, come on ill take all of you on"-Mallrats.
"Whats a nubian!!"-Chasing Amy.
"****in' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. ****in' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie."-Dogma.
"We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. ****, we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother****ing nuts by a guy named Cock Knocker"-Jay and silent Bob strike back.
What is the movie the woman and her kid wanted to rent in Clerks(its the part with the porn movie list)?
Who was Bluntman and chronics enemy in JASBSB?
And who played him?
__________________ "People say werid shit during sex, once i called this girl mom!!!"-Clerks.
"What you just think because a guy reads comics he cant start some shit, come on ill take all of you on"-Mallrats.
"Whats a nubian!!"-Chasing Amy.
"****in' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. ****in' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie."-Dogma.
"We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. ****, we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother****ing nuts by a guy named Cock Knocker"-Jay and silent Bob strike back.
Whenever I think about Randal ordering the videos......the ony one that sticks out in my mind is "Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum"..............I can't get past that one.
3) I what to **** with you Berzeker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________ "People say werid shit during sex, once i called this girl mom!!!"-Clerks.
"What you just think because a guy reads comics he cant start some shit, come on ill take all of you on"-Mallrats.
"Whats a nubian!!"-Chasing Amy.
"****in' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. ****in' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie."-Dogma.
"We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. ****, we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother****ing nuts by a guy named Cock Knocker"-Jay and silent Bob strike back.
The name of his band is "Fuck your Yankee blue jeans".........
I actually own a "fuck your yankee blue jeans" world tour shirt........the one Jay wears in JASBSB......has Oloff on the front with Berserker under his name. On the back it has the band's name and tour dates.
Technically, the magic eye picture mentioned before was a schooner ("A schooner IS a boat!")
More ???'s
1. Name the drink that Azrael (Jason Lee) asks for in Dogma.
2. Name the Genesis game that Brodie is playing at the start of Mallrats.
3. What is "Rug Munchers" and where is it found?
4. What is one of God's main vices in Dogma?
Two of these I know for sure, the other two I'll guess.
1. A Holy Bartender
2. NHL?
3. A lesbian. Chasing Amy?
4. Skeeball
1. In Dogma, what is the name of the shit monster and where did it come from?
2. In JandSBSB, what does Jay say after him and his hetero life-mate get kicked out of the nun's car?
3. In Clerks, what is the profession of the egg searcher?
1) what Character was meantioed in the first 3 films but we never see and is important to the story???
2)What does jay call Robin Williams in JASBSB??
3)What are figmens(spelling) of Holders ****ing imagination???
4)What does Dante think is better Empire or Jedi???
__________________ "People say werid shit during sex, once i called this girl mom!!!"-Clerks.
"What you just think because a guy reads comics he cant start some shit, come on ill take all of you on"-Mallrats.
"Whats a nubian!!"-Chasing Amy.
"****in' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. ****in' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie."-Dogma.
"We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. ****, we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother****ing nuts by a guy named Cock Knocker"-Jay and silent Bob strike back.
__________________ "People say werid shit during sex, once i called this girl mom!!!"-Clerks.
"What you just think because a guy reads comics he cant start some shit, come on ill take all of you on"-Mallrats.
"Whats a nubian!!"-Chasing Amy.
"****in' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. ****in' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie."-Dogma.
"We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. ****, we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother****ing nuts by a guy named Cock Knocker"-Jay and silent Bob strike back.
1. I'm wanting to say Rick Derris........but I can't recall if he was mentioned in Mallrats or not.
2. The Mork from Ork guy..........
Primitive Screwhead's questions were answered........except for Rug Munchers. It is the name of one of the shops in Mallrats.......the Eden Prairie Mall.
1. In Dogma, what is the name of the shit monster and where did it come from?
2. In JandSBSB, what does Jay say after him and his hetero life-mate get kicked out of the nun's car?
3. In Clerks, what is the profession of the egg searcher?
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