These are always classic. Thank God for Jacko and his wacky antics! Here are the only two I know. If you have any more, post them.
This man was very proud of his new car. It had all the latest features. His radio was even voice controlled. So he drove home as fast as he could to show his wife all the cool little features.
"Watch this hunny! You say, 'rock!'" The radio immediately switched to rock music.
"Blues!" The radio started playing blues music. As all this is happening, the man, in a fit of excitement, failed to notice a group of children crossing the road. The man turned just in time and slammed on his brakes.
"Fu**ing kids!" The radio immediately started playing Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson love 28 year olds?
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: Because there are 20 of them.
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: the only problem with the second one is that it is better told then written. It should say "Why does Michael Jackson love 20 8 year olds. But, you understand why it is that way! Thanks for understanding!
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
how can you tell if mj is having a party?
the neverland lawn is covered with tricycles
how can you tell if a dog is mj's?
he's using an old nose as a chew toy.
__________________ Land of the free, home of the brave...
Do you think we will ever be saved?
In this land of dreams find myself sober...
Wonder when will it'll all be over...
Living in a void when the void grows colder...
Wonder when it'll all be over?
Will you be laughing when it's over?
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex.
She replied " For fuxs sake , let the little bastard start walking first !!!!! "
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
How doe MJ pick his nose?
With a catalog.
What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in.
How do we know MJ is guilty?
Because he's been fingered by several children.
How do you know when it's bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
What is MJ's new book called?
The Ins & Outs of Child Rearing.
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got 2 fives for a 10?
When is it bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
Why does MJ want to be a jockey?
Because he heard they ride 3 year olds.
why did michael jackson become the person he is today?
__________________
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Q: What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
A: It's the little boy inside him.
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.
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