Well, I don't usually start threads, but I couldn't resist it this time (and I didn't want to co-opt someone else's thread, anyway). This is something that I just came across, and I have no idea of what I should be thinking.
This is the site of the Landover Baptist Church. Some content here may be (and should be) offensive to some, and it is recommended that people under the age of 18 do not go here.......And the hilarity/horror begins
^^^That's the main site, and here's the first article I found on it, which seems to be quite representative of the site's content. Enter at your own risk...lol
Okay, so the point of me posting this is not just to show off something hilarious/sickening, but also to ask a crucial question... Is this real, or just an extremely elaborate joke?
It sure seems "legit," but part of me can't accept that the people operating this site weren't laughing their a$$es off while writing this crap. I just can't help but laugh hysterically when I visit each section of this site. It is just SO offensive and off-the-wall, that I can't conceive of a person seriously making this material.
So what do you think? Post your reactions, favorite quotes, and favorite pages. You might be offended (which is understandable), but I can't help but nearly die of laughter upon visiting this place.
My current belief, is that this is fake. Some of their links to other sites bear witness to this. It has to be fake. It has to be....... it's fake........ please tell me it's fake........
It is fake. It has to be.
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Last edited by Darth Surgent on Oct 5th, 2004 at 10:11 AM
that is mad...America should be shocked! Under the guise of family entertainment, George Lucas has created a device by which youths are instructed in the ways of ungodly sex! His latest Jar Jar Binks toy contains a 10 inch push-up tongue made of strawberry flavored candy. The tongue is shaped like a male sex organ. It is hard, and has a flushed red color, suggesting a youngster wrap his or her mouth around a fully aroused genital. Parents across the country are purchasing this 'innocent' novelty for their youngsters, completely unaware of it's demonic nature.
One mother brought the toy home for her 3 year old son. She had no idea what it was, because the demon's mouth was closed when she purchased it. She turned her head for an instant and when she looked back and saw her boy sucking on the sex tongue, she fainted dead on the spot. It took a team of four paramedics to bring her round. The boy was punished, and the candy destroyed.
This toy was created for one purpose, and one purpose alone! That is to train a generation of children in the ways of carnality! One need only glance at the toy to see it's true intent! As an institution ordained by God it is our responsibility to this Christian Nation to expose such horrors.
We cannot stress how dangerous this toy is. It is not only shocking, but hundreds who have seen it have been sickened unto the point of nausea! We are asking all God fearing Americans to take a stand against this blatant attack on youthful innocence! Please join us in our fight to keep God's country clean from corruption.
Remember that Satan is an angel of Light! He comes quietly into your homes,
creeping, lured as a suckle to the sweet lips of youth. "Touch not the unclean thing!" the Bible tells us. Well, we found an unclean thing, and we mean to cut it off, before our 5 year olds start asking questions that most Christian adults would never dream of asking!
Please use the list below to contact National toy stores, and toy distributors. Tell them that you will no longer shop in their sickening, disgusting, perverted stores until the abomination is removed from the shelves! Tell them they have a sex toy for kids ages 2 and up in their stores, and decent people will not stand for it!
i think this one is stupid....
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Last edited by ladygrim on Oct 5th, 2004 at 10:13 AM
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I think this site is a parody of the church in Colorado that started the Hell House thing. Pretty much just making fun of hardcore fundamentalist types.
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LBC: Is this a joke?
Oct 5th, 2004 09:57 AM
omg.....
