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Lifes mysteries

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they still tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow (only to be troubled and insecure)?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ..."practice"?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

What's another word for thesaurus?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?



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is the one and attention whore?


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what would happen if one syncranised swimmer drown


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