I have decided to start a new religion, based in my home of Leicester.
The religion will support the greater god Pacman. Soon, i will write The Bible of Pacman.
It will start...
Before Pacman, there was Pong. Pong was a simple game that drifted up from the primevil ooze and chaos in the middle of the world.
Then Pong fazed out, and Pacman rose from the ooze. Pacman's first home was in a dark and black-backgrounded maze... for some reason it was full of small candys. In this maze also dwelled ghosts. The ghosts would terrorise Pacman and bully him into giving them his candy. However... if Pacman swallowed one of the LSD (tm) tablets, he was suddenly made bigger, stronger and faster. Then the tables were turned on the ghosts.
Could anyone else write the next bit, cos im kinda bored and my hands hurt.
Pacman ate the ghosts, has relations with Ms. Pacman, offered up his first son to appease the ghosts and retired to Boca Raton Florida to spin out his Golden years.
In an earlier incarnation pacman had been a pack beset by playing card signs, but on eating a flashing block he could turn the tables on them. "Jammy bugger!"