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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
 Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Fire the person below you! (but give the reason first)
I'll go first!
You just aren't living up to my company's level of expectations. You're fired! 
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Dec 17th, 2004 08:47 AM |
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Myth
Give me your babies!!!
 Gender: Male Location: Oregon |
:'(
You're ugly. You're fired.
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Dec 17th, 2004 08:59 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
 Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Ouch!
You have worn the same clothes to work for two weeks straight without washing them. Your fired.
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Dec 17th, 2004 10:50 AM |
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Bardock42
Junior Member
 Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves |
We think your attitude towards minorities is just not the same our company supports. YOU DAMN RACIST
YOU'RE FIRED.
NEVER COME BACK ****ER.
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Dec 17th, 2004 12:24 PM |
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shangheid
Bored
Gender: Male Location: Winchester, VA |
you smell bad...your fired
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Dec 17th, 2004 02:00 PM |
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Bardock42
Junior Member
 Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves |
You slept with my Dog. You're Fired
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Dec 17th, 2004 02:08 PM |
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Smallville
Last Son of Krypton
 Gender: Male Location: Metropolis |
But it was my dog... so it isn't cheating! 
I heard through the grape vine that you were making faces behind my back, sleeping on the job, and had sexual relations on your desk with the cleaning lady... who is a 64 year old illegal alien name Roseletta.
I'm going to have to let you go.
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Dec 17th, 2004 02:24 PM |
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Jackie Malfoy
Jacks
 Gender: Female Location: grounded |
I can change really I can!You use the same lame excuses that you use in school YOU ARE FIRED!JMlol!
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Dec 17th, 2004 03:37 PM |
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Bardock42
Junior Member
 Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves |
You work to hard, the others including myself can't keep up with that. You are fired!!
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Dec 17th, 2004 04:04 PM |
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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
 Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California |
You inventory numbers are always wrong! Hit the road.....You are Fired!
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Dec 17th, 2004 04:07 PM |
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rogue938
Senior Member
 Gender: Female Location: United States |
good morning,
the reason that i have asked you to my office is for the good of the company. As you are well aware, we here have a strict dresscode. Now weve had many complaints about you not following our standers. We've had a discussion about this before. this is the third time in fact. I've been a good boss and i'd let some of this slide, but i can no longer abide one of my accountents come to work in a tutu and a big fruit hat. That hit the limit of my patience. It distracts the coustomers and your office mates to be distracted. Wee've lost may accounts because of this. Your numbers are all wrong half of the time and the other half your giving money away. Your fired, so collect your things and get the hell out of the office. No, wait, even better, Get the hell out of my building before some else sees you in that montrosity that you call fashion and it spreads like a disease and poisions the atmosphere around here and i loose more money.
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Dec 17th, 2004 04:40 PM |
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rogue938
Senior Member
 Gender: Female Location: United States |
Ever since you've made that sex change you have been wearing panties on your head. your fired.
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Dec 17th, 2004 04:59 PM |
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Prodigy
Mutant
 Gender: Female Location: Westchester, NY |
I didn't expect you to bring a crocodile for Pet's Day! You're fired!
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Dec 17th, 2004 05:02 PM |
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Fetcharada
OutrageousBiatch~!
 Gender: Female Location: my fanclub |
sorry, no flat chested people allowed! you're fired!
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Dec 17th, 2004 05:09 PM |
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Bardock42
Junior Member
 Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves |
wait you are not a woman .... but yest ...yesterday urks you are FIRED
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Dec 17th, 2004 05:11 PM |
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Filth
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I have told you before, thats is not an appropriate use for a stapler your fired!!!
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Dec 17th, 2004 05:12 PM |
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Fetcharada
OutrageousBiatch~!
 Gender: Female Location: my fanclub |
Your mother's a ****. you're fired.
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Dec 17th, 2004 05:13 PM |
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Filth
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How many time do i have to tell you to stop stealing office supplies, this is the last draw your fired!!!
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