A couple years ago, I worked on a delivery crew at Stanford University for the summer. One extremely hot day, me and my crew-dawgs had the assignment of organizing the student storage while they were away for vacation. Before we could store their new crap we had to get rid of the old crap that had been abandoned from the year before.
Boxes and boxes of books, bongs, bongos, ect... Towards the end of our mission we came upon five boxes of the filthiest porn you have ever layed eyes on. Naturally, we quickly loaded it into the van to be thoroughly inspected back at our warehouse/fun-shack. As half the crew loaded, the other half ransacked the food-truck for burgers and cold drinks.
Once all in the van, we took off. But unfortunately in our gitty stupor of food, loud music and dirty magazines, we failed to realize that the worst driver among us was behind the wheel. Half way to the warehouse he decides to make a U-turn at 20 miles an hour over a foot-high concrete divider. KA-BLAM!! 6 dudes in a cargo van became momentarily airborne. On the way down, we landed on the boxes, splitting them all at the seems... The result:
lol I enjoyed that story. Filthiest porn huh, still got it for more thorough inspection
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porn & fries
May 8th, 2005 08:40 AM
..... and chuckled all week... 
that was gross ...but i like your thinking 
