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LanceWindu
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Jimmy Cracked Corn

And I care soo much, I wrote a song about it.

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:31 AM

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DarkC
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Wha?

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:32 AM

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WanderingDroid
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Just play along dark1365...

*plays the banjo*

Jimmy cracked the corn and I don't care. Jimmy cracked the corn and I dont care, the master is gone away.

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LanceWindu
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When I was young I used to wait
On master and hand him his plate
Pass him the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
My master's gone away
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

When he would ride in the afternoon
I'd follow him with my hickory broom
The pony being rather shy
When bitten by the blue-tail fly

Chorus

One day he rode around the farm
Flies so numerous that they did swarm
One chanced to bite him on the thigh
The devil take the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Well the pony jumped, he start, he pitch
He threw my master in the ditch
He died and the jury wondered why
The verdict was the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Now he lies beneath the 'simmon tree
His epitaph is there to see
"Beneath this stone I'm forced to lie
The victim of the blue-tail fly"

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:34 AM

DarkC
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Ken, just out of curiousity, how long did it take you to write that?

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:35 AM

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Nivvy
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o.o!?...

He did !?...
How dare that Jimmy rat basterd >.>!

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Hazardous
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i had corn last night no expression

Jun 1st, 2005 01:38 AM

DarkC
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Corn was cool;

How dare Jimmy.

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:39 AM

LanceWindu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by dark1365
Ken, just out of curiousity, how long did it take you to write that?

About 4 months.

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:39 AM

DarkC
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Oh god.

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:40 AM

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I met Jimmy once. If I recall correctly, it was in the basement of the Alamo.

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:41 AM

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CrystallineFire
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
When I was young I used to wait
On master and hand him his plate
Pass him the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
My master's gone away
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

When he would ride in the afternoon
I'd follow him with my hickory broom
The pony being rather shy
When bitten by the blue-tail fly

Chorus

One day he rode around the farm
Flies so numerous that they did swarm
One chanced to bite him on the thigh
The devil take the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Well the pony jumped, he start, he pitch
He threw my master in the ditch
He died and the jury wondered why
The verdict was the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Now he lies beneath the 'simmon tree
His epitaph is there to see
"Beneath this stone I'm forced to lie
The victim of the blue-tail fly"

Hilarious song Kenobi laughing out loud

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:57 AM

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LanceWindu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by sexylexy32
Hilarious song Kenobi

You do realize this is a real song from many years ago, right?

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Jun 1st, 2005 01:59 AM

King of Blades
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
About 4 months.

kenobi....I can't breathe......

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LanceWindu
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Originally posted by PrinceofBlades

kenobi....I can't breathe......

Maybe you'll die.

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Jun 1st, 2005 02:01 AM

King of Blades
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Maybe you'll die.

Than my super computor will blame you, and I will die rich...

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Jun 1st, 2005 02:03 AM

LanceWindu
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Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Than my super computor will blame you, and I will die rich...

Looks like you can breathe now. sad

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Jun 1st, 2005 02:06 AM

King of Blades
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Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Looks like you can breathe now.

No, it's being forced through by a vacum *keeeeeech Cooooooo* Kenobi I am you friend...

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Jun 1st, 2005 02:11 AM

LanceWindu
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Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
No, it's being forced through by a vacum *keeeeeech Cooooooo* Kenobi I am you friend...

You are not my friend, this can't be true. Obi-Wan (Dad) told me you killed him!

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