The title is slight inaccurate I admit, but you may recall that Mrs.MM was insisting that I grew my hair. Anyhoo, we had an argument and so I did the mature thing by storming round to our kids and getting him to shave my head.
Last time I had it this short was when I got blind drunk and my flatmate did it as a joke. Bastard.
I think I look a bit chimp-like with it so I'm gonna get it back to its normal length. Problem is I've got a meeting in Scotland on Tuesday and I'm gonna have to attend it looking like a monkey boy.
Just do the Kojak/Yul Brynner/Picard thing and be completely shaven clean, not stuble growing out, so you look neat and slick and shiny. Blows them, the audience, away and you will keep their attention span longer.
*starts singing offtone*
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May 3rd, 2002 03:11 PM
