1.He who stands on toilet is high on pot
2.To make egg roll, push it.
3.Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary
4.Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
5.Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
6.he who sits on stove shall rise again
7.Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion
8.Man who runs through screen door strains himself
9.Those who quote me are fools
10.Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
11.A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
12.America good place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
13.Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
14.he who runs behind bus gets exhausted
15.House without toilet is uncanny.
16.he who farts in church sits in his own pew
17.War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
18.Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
19.Man who drive like hell bound to get there
20.Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
21.Man who run in front of car get tired
22.People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
23.Cultural diversity often found in yoghurt.
24.Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
25.Cows without legs are ground beef
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May 12th, 2002 02:07 AM
