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Saying's you won't see in a fortune cookie.
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LanceWindu
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Saying's you won't see in a fortune cookie.

1.He who stands on toilet is high on pot
2.To make egg roll, push it.
3.Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary
4.Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
5.Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
6.he who sits on stove shall rise again
7.Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion
8.Man who runs through screen door strains himself
9.Those who quote me are fools
10.Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
11.A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
12.America good place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
13.Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
14.he who runs behind bus gets exhausted
15.House without toilet is uncanny.
16.he who farts in church sits in his own pew
17.War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
18.Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
19.Man who drive like hell bound to get there
20.Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
21.Man who run in front of car get tired
22.People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
23.Cultural diversity often found in yoghurt.
24.Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
25.Cows without legs are ground beef


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Julie
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ha....where'd you find all that...or did you make all those crazy sayings up yourself?


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Har har har.


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laughing out loud


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quote:
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ha....where'd you find all that...or did you make all those crazy sayings up yourself?


I found them on this web-site that uses Flash and Shockwave to do little cartoons.


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Pretty funny. laughing out loud


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26.You smell

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Are you saying that Lance smells? Hey, he's cool. mad

27: What goes around, get's dizzy.


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28. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.


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Talking of experience LW

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You bet your ass...wait...NO!!!


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Gundark
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This list could get quite long...


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" you wanna see my cigars"

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Gundark
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Chinese cigars ?


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More like the Bill Clinton type


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Gundark
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I still like Bill, no matter what he did.


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So did I, the song bimbo no 5 has some real funny lyrics

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