What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?
A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?
A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?
No.......
You get Moosey O'Wicker!
*APPLAUSE*
Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....
well i WOULD leave the damn house, but there's a big wooden thingie with a metal pullamajig stuck in it that's blocking the way
I have though, after long strenuous investigations, come to the conclusion that scrtaching/hitting it doesn't help much
And oooooooh, please excuse ME for having some taste mister "I did my hair like Greta Garbo" pffffffsssshtttttt ....
Oh well, i'm SORRY mkay? I was busy making MONEY to SUPPORT this family......instead of running around here and there taking POTTERY and ACTING classes like a certain forest-dwelling creature
And that's just RICH coming from someone that thinks Gucci's a brand of pasta
Welcome to the show Spoony. Glad you could make it.
Say, listen, Wicker was telling me in the green room before we came on that you're into necrophilia....interesting hobby. How'd you get started in that?