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The Bigger they are the Dummer they are

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!"

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

"The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies.

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"

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what sort of child calls a penis a 'dong' in front of their parents

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what sort of child calls a penis a 'dong' in front of their parents

lol i think that kinda made me laugh more than the joke itself lol

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What Kind of Parent takes their son to a Nude Beach?

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What Kind of Parent takes their son to a Nude Beach?

Nudists, i like your sig ..very cool

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Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two flys mating. "Daddy, what are those two flys doing?"

"They're mating, Lucy" he replied.

"What do you call the fly on top, Daddy?" Lucy asked.

"Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs."

Lucy asked, "Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs and the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?"

Daddy replied, "No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in our garden!"

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there good

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Nudists, i like your sig ..very cool

I see...........Your's is also very nice.

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I see...........Your's is also very nice.

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