Didn't catch that loony, so it better pass by again real soon-y
Funny shit going on without my eyes fixed on it,
better goes in rehearsal cause my VCR just quit
No second chance in this romance so loose that shirt and let's all dance
Wannabe da man, bring the cam
Yer aim better be good as my moves are your ticket to Hollywood
I'd rather call him Inspectah Dick.
Being a meanass, dirty hick.
When Haloween does come.
He won't have any fun.
No treats for you bastard, just a trick.
__________________ Smile, tommorow is going to be worse..
Mondaymorning slaps me in the face, letting me know being still awake is outta place
The boss is gonna be super pissed, if I go to work like this!
But it's gonna take some time, to reanimate my mind and get me back to being kind
It's known ahead, I won't leave my bed even when that babe at work does a spread
bow down, the wu tang inspecteh deck
hits the set with more ammo than 2 tecks
**** carrying a gun, i'll marry a nun just to break the limits
spelljammer couldn't see limits if he was at the end of his city
i break cytoplasms, while you tried to delegate in your committe
calling inspectah a dick? applause on having a sick diss
ill knock you out so the next day try to reminisce
your sig says "Smile, tommorow is going to be worse"
only for you buddy, for us it will be the exact reverse
quick drop, bye folks
__________________
Life is short and the art long, the occasion instant, experiment perilous, decision difficult.
the inspectah is cool,
he aint no fool,
spelljammer may be jerky,
but hes also perky,
i dont know those other guys,
so i wont make up any lies,
but now im gonna go,
and watch a tv show.
This guy Spelljammer spitting like he MC Hammer
Knock him out with two hits. Quick Dr. Ock get the Camcorder!
I'm spitting off some rhymes of this, broke Spell's jaw with my duo of fist
fist call me Ock the scientist
pissed pains proximal to my wrists
dont worry man, i brought the handy cam
from Japan to Sudan, same master plan
cuttin mc's apart like stickin fingers in an electric fan
attention fam
kool aid will gush out heads like cuts from the wu tang clan
spelljammer, remember how it all began?
a few hours ago you threw rhymes out the garbage can
this went so smoothly^ even though it didn't really have a concept
Two minutes he came back with the same shit
Broke him off with what Dr. Ock said and this
When I come through I'll bring drama
Ate everybody up as if I was Jeffrey Drahmar
Socrates philosophies and hypothesis couldn't explain how I be winning these
Rap monarchies, throw that stuff away Jammer. It's a mockery
sounds like mf doom at first then the inspecteh deck kicks in.
oh shit! spelljammer is blacking out
it's about time, face to face with doom
ill get the keys lets drive him to the emergency room
batmobile!, my rhymes appeal to the masses
like the streets searching for meals as time passes
**** it, lets reinvent the wheel, i passed the classes
fumes and gases, production of molasses
get tossed like 80's lunchrooms, smell more shit than bathrooms
im in love with old people, but they prefer devouring prunes
50 years of verbal destruction, it's the jubilee
i drown mc's, beating me is like KMC without me
i give up
ima go finish homework too tired
__________________
Life is short and the art long, the occasion instant, experiment perilous, decision difficult.
well hello there take a few seconds to chill
im real boogie down i got more 'eyes" than the 'hills'
im kicking lyrics like a ninja, kung fu
on weekends i chill with my asians friends eating Thai Food
competition, wishing for more of that wild style
domino effect, im pushing mc's and ruining their profiles
'watch me now' like Kool Keith, im softer than silk
half you cats are in alleys dying for milk
i got a Big Daddy Kane chain on, it's too thick
welcome to Ock street, it's winter but u still couldn't stand the heat
__________________
Life is short and the art long, the occasion instant, experiment perilous, decision difficult.
Supa doopa goon drops
Told Ock my name and on the track all he did flip flops
Kill someone and rob a bum
Look like Mr. Jammer right there had to much rum
Heard gunshots, call the nun, the mother said it wasn't her son
It's fun and games till someone get blasted
On the rolla coasta make sure those seats are securely fastened
And like Slipknot ya all get banned
Had some many people running for my autographs
Bardock stepped on my shoe, I ran for the Wu-Tang staff
Did moves like Bruce Lee, took out my pager everyone fled
Watch out for the the Docta, he got eyes with lasers
Said good bye like I was Arnold Shrawnegger
When times are ****in tough,
And you can't get enough,
Just remember a few simple rules:
Y'all acting like fools
And shitting bricks,
Sporting big dicks
But that's all there is,
You just want to diss
Everybody and you can't get enough,
Cuz your addicted and you'll snuff
The competition into oblivion
And drive to the meridian
Blastin these cats
Like a couple of ****in rats.
Shit on this, this punkass world
With all the vomit you ever hurled.
Make noise
with Tonker toys
And blow each other up
Til you can't stand up.
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Great Googly Moogly! Rhyme With The Inspectah!
Sep 25th, 2005 11:08 PM
.....SJ is my friend, but you gotta admit what Dr.O said was funny.
too tired
