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Corran
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Scam Warning.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

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Feb 6th, 2006 01:07 PM

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Plain and simple...you are a ****ing idiot.

Feb 6th, 2006 01:10 PM

Hazardous
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Yeah..better watch out for them shifty

Feb 6th, 2006 01:10 PM

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Don't worry about it. Your wallet WAS the tip. I'm sure it was worth the price. laughing out loud

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Corran
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Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Plain and simple...you are a ****ing idiot.

Hmm yes indeed, one of us is in fact a complete idiot.

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Feb 6th, 2006 01:13 PM

Hazardous
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I'd leave my wallet empty shifty

Feb 6th, 2006 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Corran
Hmm yes indeed, one of us is in fact a complete idiot.

Were you that desperate ? how old are you ?

Feb 6th, 2006 01:14 PM

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did you intend to have your wallet stolen all those time just so two 18 year old girls would do it in your back seat?
one more question. do you have any idea where they've been before you decide to let them give you oral?

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It's probably not even true.

Feb 6th, 2006 01:17 PM

BakaXero
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of course not!!!

so why were there only 2? why not 3 or 4?

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Feb 6th, 2006 01:18 PM

Corran
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Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Were you that desperate ? how old are you ?

Oh brother, humour really is lost on idiots - I sometimes wonder why I bother.

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Feb 6th, 2006 01:18 PM

Corran
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Originally posted by BakaXero
did you intend to have your wallet stolen all those time just so two 18 year old girls would do it in your back seat?
one more question. do you have any idea where they've been before you decide to let them give you oral?

Oh for pity's sake, go away, get a sense of humour and then come back and read it all again.

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Feb 6th, 2006 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Corran
Oh brother, humour really is lost on idiots - I sometimes wonder why I bother.

how old are you no expression

Feb 6th, 2006 01:19 PM

BakaXero
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Originally posted by Corran
Oh for pity's sake, go away, get a sense of humour and then come back and read it all again.

sorry, i lost my sense humour in the bushes no expression

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Feb 6th, 2006 01:21 PM

Corran
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Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
how old are you

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Feb 6th, 2006 01:21 PM

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Forgive them their ignorance Corran wink

Things aren' t what they used to be.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

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of course not!!!

so why were there only 2? why not 3 or 4?

i thought this post made it obvious that i knew it was a joke no expression

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Feb 6th, 2006 01:22 PM

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Fine I will act like you and make thread like this all the time no expression

it is 8:23 am..my Humor has not woken up yet.

Feb 6th, 2006 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Corran
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That does explain alot.

Feb 6th, 2006 01:24 PM

Corran
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Originally posted by Storm
Forgive them their ignorance Corran
Things aren' t what they used to be.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Not sure destroying it will help!

So how you doing Storm?

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