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BakaXero
Free SUGAR!

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Location: Right here waiting

 Dear Penis,

I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...












































ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...


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That %^$# is funny.


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Rodney Carrington is hilarious. I own all of his albums. I nearly had a wreck the first time I ever listened to his stand-up cd in my truck because I was laughing so hard. Seriously.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by BakaXero
I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...












































ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...


OMFGLMAO! laughing out loud Thats funny!


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~Bun Bun~
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Kudos Scribble for the wicked awesome sig!

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laughing out loud


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what the hell? laughing out loud
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Council#13
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I dont know! laughing out loud


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BakaXero
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and here i was waiting for people to stare and point at


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BakaXero
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i'd jus notice i made a mistake...

we'd just stay home together

should be

we'd just stay home forever


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You are a walking erectile disfunction!


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BakaXero
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you talking to me?


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I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis!


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Ronny
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No that doesnt work though 2005 was year of the cock


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quote: (post)
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No that doesnt work though 2005 was year of the cock


Damnit! mad

Okay, how about this then . . .

I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis Plane!


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Ronny
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oh my.. It does look like a penis from some point of veiw. blink







Yay for year of the penis plane!


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BakaXero
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Damnit! mad

Okay, how about this then . . .

I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis Plane!

urgh... wasnt that a big thing in 2003?


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Tired-Hiker
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Yeah, Backfire pointed it out. What of it? There's never been a year dedicated to it? Hero.


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Ronny
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I wasnt here in 03 sadly sad

So close though stick out tongue 7 days


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