Marcus4600
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Superman vs..........
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Feb 25th, 2006 12:24 AM
TheKahn
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Feb 25th, 2006 12:40 AM
outavodka
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F*CK CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dat n*gga owes me money!
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Feb 25th, 2006 12:49 AM
Pepito
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Chuck Norris - Superman's only chance is to ask for Mr T's help, then Chuck loses
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Feb 25th, 2006 12:50 AM
spetznaz
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Re: Superman vs..........
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Superman is Chuck Norris' alter-ego!
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Feb 25th, 2006 12:59 AM
Black Adam
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I sense chuck norris facts and Mods coming.........
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Feb 25th, 2006 01:02 AM
Soleran
Fast As Time
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Those websites make me laugh so hard Chuck Norris is so funny Superman would get PWNED by Chuck!
Feb 25th, 2006 01:21 AM
Tron
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by outavodka
F*CK CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dat n*gga owes me money!
All Chuck Norris owes you is a roundhouse kick to the FACE!!!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Pepito
Chuck Norris - Superman's only chance is to ask for Mr T's help, then Chuck loses
His only hope is Bruce Lee.
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Feb 25th, 2006 02:11 AM
Etrigan
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Chuck wins.
Always.
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Feb 25th, 2006 10:03 AM
A.J
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chuck is bull
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Feb 25th, 2006 10:10 AM
Marcus4600
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^ BLASPHEMY! No one can withstand the Chuck Norris roundhouse of doom! Pre-crisis Superman didn't fade out of existence! He was killed by Chuck Norris! He told Superman that even his super-weaving couldn't defeat the mighty roundhouse! (Yeah, pre-crisis Superman had super-weaving powers. The f*cker couldn't even do math.) His head now rests on a pike in Chuck Norris' back yard.
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Feb 25th, 2006 01:38 PM
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Feb 25th, 2006 01:45 PM
Doctor-Alvis
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Pepito
Chuck Norris - Superman's only chance is to ask for Mr T's help, then Chuck loses
I think you're right. Mr. T has a thicker beard than Chuck.
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Feb 25th, 2006 01:47 PM
Juntai
Divine Vengeance
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Marcus4600
^ BLASPHEMY! No one can withstand the Chuck Norris roundhouse of doom! Pre-crisis Superman didn't fade out of existence! He was killed by Chuck Norris! He told Superman that even his super-weaving couldn't defeat the mighty roundhouse! (Yeah, pre-crisis Superman had super-weaving powers. The f*cker couldn't even do math.) His head now rests on a pike in Chuck Norris' back yard.
Actually, if you read Whatever happened to the Man of Tomorrow, that took place between Crisis and Byrne's re-write. Superman fought and killed Mr Mxyzptlk, then couldn't live with the guilt, so turned himself into a human, and walked out of the fortress of solitude into the arctic cold and died.
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Feb 25th, 2006 01:47 PM
grey fox
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Bah puny mortals , supes killed chuck norris before ( with a little help ).
It's all documented right here
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Feb 25th, 2006 02:05 PM
Estacado
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Feb 25th, 2006 02:06 PM
A.J
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fox u go on his site as well BUZZING its great isnt it, die chuck die
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Feb 25th, 2006 02:07 PM
Sixth_Winged
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Superman gets wipedout of existence via roundhouse effect.
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Feb 25th, 2006 02:12 PM
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Feb 25th, 2006 02:37 PM
A.J
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bruce lee taught chuck everything he knows he would chuck chuck into his moma then he would chuck up over chuck
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Feb 25th, 2006 03:04 PM
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