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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

Please don't think less of me...

Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away. Here's my victory pic:

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dashing i must say big grin


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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

Here's me ripping off my bikini bottoms:

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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

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Location: Oregon

Singing my song:

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Congrats... I guess...


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*thinks less of you* erm


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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

I won $50 for it too:

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you* erm
*continues* no expression


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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you* erm


laughing

Oh well, do I know you anyway?


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Cummin Soon

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*continues* no expression
erm

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Myth
laughing

Oh well, do I know you anyway?


doubtful


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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

Could have been worse. I could have not shaved like this guy:

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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

Or maybe this guy:

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Myth
Could have been worse. I could have not shaved like this guy:
quote: (post)
Originally posted by Myth
Or maybe this guy:


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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

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Location: Oregon

laughing


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Originally posted by Myth
Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away.


What the hell kinda school do you go to?


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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

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Location: Oregon

A private college in Oregon.


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laughing no expression

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Ax3l
Cummin Soon

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Originally posted by Myth
A private college in Oregon.
let me guess...all boys? laughing


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D-Double
.. and some junk

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Myth
A private college in Oregon.


oh, I thought it was a high school thing... carry on. big grin


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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

Yeah, that wouldn't have gone well with the principle at my old high school.

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
let me guess...all boys? laughing

lol. That would be horribly wrong. No, this performance was for the ladies. Its also quite nice getting help with your bathing suit from several girls at once wink


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