Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
Please don't think less of me...
Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away. Here's my victory pic:
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:00 PM
ladygrim
The Grim piratess
Gender: Female Location: Thats so hot
dashing i must say
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:03 PM
Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
Here's me ripping off my bikini bottoms:
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:03 PM
Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
Singing my song:
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:04 PM
Stealth
Ranger
Gender: Male Location: The Prancing Pony
Congrats... I guess...
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For Fritos.
Mar 1st, 2006 09:04 PM
Ax3l
Cummin Soon
Gender: Male Location: heh.
*thinks less of you*
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:06 PM
Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
I won $50 for it too:
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Ax3l
Cummin Soon
Gender: Male Location: heh.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you* *continues*
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:08 PM
Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you*
Oh well, do I know you anyway?
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:08 PM
Ax3l
Cummin Soon
Gender: Male Location: heh.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*continues*
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Myth
Oh well, do I know you anyway?
doubtful
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:09 PM
Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
Could have been worse. I could have not shaved like this guy:
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:11 PM
Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
Or maybe this guy:
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:13 PM
Ax3l
Cummin Soon
Gender: Male Location: heh.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Myth
Could have been worse. I could have not shaved like this guy:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Myth
Or maybe this guy:
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:15 PM
Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:17 PM
D-Double
.. and some junk
Gender: Male Location: St. Elsewhere
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Myth
Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away.
What the hell kinda school do you go to?
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Oh Sweat!
Mar 1st, 2006 09:20 PM
Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
A private college in Oregon.
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:23 PM
Sancty
-
Gender: Female Location: -
Mar 1st, 2006 09:25 PM
Ax3l
Cummin Soon
Gender: Male Location: heh.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Myth
A private college in Oregon.
let me guess...all boys?
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:26 PM
D-Double
.. and some junk
Gender: Male Location: St. Elsewhere
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Myth
A private college in Oregon.
oh, I thought it was a high school thing... carry on.
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Oh Sweat!
Mar 1st, 2006 09:26 PM
Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon
Yeah, that wouldn't have gone well with the principle at my old high school.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
let me guess...all boys?
lol. That would be horribly wrong. No, this performance was for the ladies. Its also quite nice getting help with your bathing suit from several girls at once
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Mar 1st, 2006 09:28 PM
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