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Biggest joke of a website

<-------click it.

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We must also check our own lives to see if we are failing God by yielding to stealing or cheating. We may not realize that some of the things we do constitute just that -- stealing. However, we don't recognize it as such. Here is a small checklist of some of things that would classify us as a thief:

(1.) Taking the salt and pepper shakers from restaurants.

(2.) Taking the towels from hotels and motels.

(3.) Short-changing people at check out counters on purpose.

(4.) Shoplifting and taking anything that does not belong to us.

(5.) Using scales that are not in balance when selling by weight. (Proverbs 11:1, "A false balance is abomination to the LORD: but a just weight is his delight.")

(6.) Giving a full days work for a full days pay, as you are stealing time from your boss if you don't.

(7.) Padding the expenses accounts of your employer.

(8.) Charging people excessive interest on borrowed money (usury). (Ezekiel 22:12-13, "In thee have they taken gifts to shed blood; thou hast taken usury and increase, and thou hast greedily gained of thy neighbours by extortion, and hast forgotten me, saith the Lord GOD. Behold, therefore I have smitten mine hand at thy dishonest gain which thou hast made, and at thy blood which hath been in the midst of thee.")

(9.) Cheating on school exams, as this is stealing a qualification you didn't earn.

(10.) Over-charging or over-pricing of the sale of goods.

(11.) "Borrowing" items from a friend and never returning them.

(12.) Borrowing money from anyone (friend or institution) and failing to repay it.

This bit made me laff laughing out loud

but would they lokk upon it as me stealing them words from that website erm

oh my

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why is my religion a 'big joke'? confused

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why is my religion a 'big joke'?

dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology no expression

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dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology

Don't forget Bloigenism.

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dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology

ok...

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Don't forget Bloigenism.

and the religion of wich i am a revernd too

The Church of Alex

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Re: Biggest joke of a website

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and why is it stupid???

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Don't forget Bloigenism.

i am such a big beleiver in bloigenism

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and why is it stupid???

its not stupid its a joke yes

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dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology

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We must also check our own lives to see if we are failing God by yielding to stealing or cheating. We may not realize that some of the things we do constitute just that -- stealing. However, we don't recognize it as such. Here is a small checklist of some of things that would classify us as a thief:

(1.) Taking the salt and pepper shakers from restaurants.

(2.) Taking the towels from hotels and motels.

(3.) Short-changing people at check out counters on purpose.

(4.) Shoplifting and taking anything that does not belong to us.

(5.) Using scales that are not in balance when selling by weight. (Proverbs 11:1, "A false balance is abomination to the LORD: but a just weight is his delight.")

(6.) Giving a full days work for a full days pay, as you are stealing time from your boss if you don't.

(7.) Padding the expenses accounts of your employer.

(8.) Charging people excessive interest on borrowed money (usury). (Ezekiel 22:12-13, "In thee have they taken gifts to shed blood; thou hast taken usury and increase, and thou hast greedily gained of thy neighbours by extortion, and hast forgotten me, saith the Lord GOD. Behold, therefore I have smitten mine hand at thy dishonest gain which thou hast made, and at thy blood which hath been in the midst of thee.")

(9.) Cheating on school exams, as this is stealing a qualification you didn't earn.

(10.) Over-charging or over-pricing of the sale of goods.

(11.) "Borrowing" items from a friend and never returning them.

(12.) Borrowing money from anyone (friend or institution) and failing to repay it.

This bit made me laff

but would they lokk upon it as me stealing them words from that website oh my

the shop said it all.

this is my favourite part:

Top 20 Questions:
What does The Bible say about...
01. Masturbation
02. Choosing a Mate
03. Tattoos
04. Sex Before Marriage
05. Divorce and Remarriage
06. Dealing with Grief
07. Christmas
08. Drinking Alcoholic Beverages
09. Women in Ministry
10. Tithing
11. Homosexuality
12. Piercing the Body
13. Smoking
14. Thanksgiving
15. Suicide
16. Positive Influence of the Bible in America
17. Gambling
18. Baptism in Water
19. Stock Market
20. Abortion

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology

smart smart. But why are you a revernd?

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Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't forget Bloigenism.

That's not as bad as some of them. Still bullshit. If it's religion, it's bullshit.

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology

Didn't South Park make a big joke about that?

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Didn't South Park make a big joke about that?

maybe.

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Didn't South Park make a big joke about that?

Yeah.

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