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Even Chuck Norris' JEANS Could Kick Your Ass..
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Cory Chaos
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 Even Chuck Norris' JEANS Could Kick Your Ass..

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That's Chuck Eastwood.

Not Chuck Norris.


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i'm sick of these chuck norris' jokes, if you could even call them jokes. Its not even funny. Chuck Norris isn't even that tough. He's a white man, i could take him.

so, its not funny anymore (if it ever was) kids. please take your jokes somewhere else


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Cory Chaos
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Who's got jokes? It's a ****in' picture of Chuck Norris' ass-kickin' jeans, and while we're at it, Chuck Norris is far from being just some white dude.

Now, if you're not interested in the denim, I can dig it, but this kid has no jokes. And by "kid I mean 28 year old male with a pair of said jeans", wearing them as we speak.

HI-YA!
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four by connecting three.


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HE HAD THOSE ON UNDER SOME BANGY PANTS WHEN HE DID THIS!

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SEE HOW THEY PROJECTED HIM THROUGH THE AIR EVEN THOUGH HE JUST JUMPED WHILE STANDING IN ONE SPOT!!


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HE EVEN HAD THEM ON WHILE STARING IN HIS OWN VIDEO GAME

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Originally posted by Bloigen
That's Chuck Eastwood.

Not Chuck Norris.


Correct. Chuck Norris cannot be photographed.


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Chuck Norris abducts aliens and probes their asses.

Chuck Norris has airbags in his car to protect the dashboard from his head.

When Chuck Norris walks around topless, the sun gets burnt.

stick out tongue


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Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Chuck Norris abducts aliens and probes their asses.




That's pretty Homer Sexual.


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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four by connecting three.
Wtf laughing
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He has them on here too

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apparently chuck norris' jeans never met up with this guy....

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Chuck Norris makes Godzilla look like Minor-harvest-deity-zilla


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LIAR!


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Godzilla is one of Norris's pet snakes.


I'd hate to see his kitten...

Oh, wait, the world already knows about King Kong. no expression


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i'm sick of these chuck norris' jokes, if you could even call them jokes. Its not even funny. Chuck Norris isn't even that tough. He's a white man, i could take him.

so, its not funny anymore (if it ever was) kids. please take your jokes somewhere else


The Chuck Norris facts own.

Go die in a fire.


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laughing


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apparently chuck norris' jeans never met up with this guy....


Man, Chuck once went to a 'all you can eat' barbecue and had Godzilla with curry


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