BartmanX
I'm a wanna be Balla.
Gender: Male Location: Texas
Pick-Up Lines
Know any good pick-up lines? Post em' here. I got one: if you were a buger, I'd pick you first.
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Thanks Piggle_Humsy for the sig!
Oct 4th, 2005 10:18 PM
EsteemedLeader
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: My dark stone palace...
Account Restricted
"Would you like to have some dirty hot sex with me?"
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Bow before your new ruler...
Oct 4th, 2005 10:19 PM
Kharhmah
...
Gender: Unspecified Location: asleep.
I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
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and now I die..
Oct 4th, 2005 10:21 PM
BartmanX
I'm a wanna be Balla.
Gender: Male Location: Texas
"Your right leg is Thanksgiving, your left leg is Christmas, and I just wanna spend time with you in between the holidays"
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Thanks Piggle_Humsy for the sig!
Oct 4th, 2005 10:22 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Hi, I like your boobs.
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Oct 4th, 2005 10:28 PM
Spelljammer
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: United States
Account Restricted
"SpellJammer will bet you twenty dollars you won't go out with him.."
Either way, SpellJammer wins.
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Smile, tommorow is going to be worse..
Oct 4th, 2005 10:29 PM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
Moderator
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Hi, I like your boobs.
Liar! I tried that and got slapped, and it wasn't a boob slapping! Boooo.
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Oct 4th, 2005 10:29 PM
BartmanX
I'm a wanna be Balla.
Gender: Male Location: Texas
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BackFire
Liar! I tried that and got slapped, and it wasn't a boob slapping! Boooo.
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Thanks Piggle_Humsy for the sig!
Oct 4th, 2005 10:33 PM
PINBALL
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: United States
"How much does a polar bear were....enough to break the ice" hi im...
Apparently it works
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Oct 4th, 2005 10:52 PM
Se7in
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Front Lines
"The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to my place and spread the word."
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"You lost? You can come to my place."
"Nice outfit. It would look better in a pile next to my bed."
"Be unique. Say yes."
"Nice legs, what time do they open."
And numerous others...
Oct 5th, 2005 12:54 AM
Ladyluck
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Gender: Female Location: Canada
Screw me if I'm wrong but, did you just say you wanted to screw me?
Oct 5th, 2005 12:56 AM
BDTnRDE
Army Of One
Gender: Female Location: nowheres ville
if you were a door I'd bang you all day long
fuk me if I'm wrong but is your name yolanda?
Is your name visa cuz it's everywhere I want to be
hey i lost my dog can you help me find him i think he ran into this motel room
hey wanna play a game it;s called Pearl harobor it's where I lay back and you blow the hell outta me
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Sleep is good, so is food, sex is nice, wooow I'm on celebacy, IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
Oct 5th, 2005 12:59 AM
Sweet Sacrifice
=^_^=
Gender: Unspecified Location:
"If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I together"
"Aren't you tried? because you been running through my mind all day long"
"your name should be Cambles soup because your mmm mmm good"
Oct 5th, 2005 01:10 AM
Sweet Escape
Paparazzi
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Raven Guardia
"Aren't you tried? because you been running through my mind all day long"
OMG I forgot to tell you....When i went bowling with Kevin ... ... anyway, Their were these like 7th graders next to us and one of them said that to me!
Oct 5th, 2005 01:12 AM
BDTnRDE
Army Of One
Gender: Female Location: nowheres ville
does it hurt? that you fell from heaven
if I had a rose for everytime I think of you I would be walking throguh my garden foever
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Sleep is good, so is food, sex is nice, wooow I'm on celebacy, IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
Oct 5th, 2005 01:13 AM
Sweet Sacrifice
=^_^=
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
OMG I forgot to tell you....When i went bowling with Kevin ... ... anyway, Their were these like 7th graders next to us and one of them said that to me!
awwwww did he know you?
Oct 5th, 2005 01:28 AM
BDTnRDE
Army Of One
Gender: Female Location: nowheres ville
that is creepy seventh graders hitting on you
it happens alot to me with mexicans *gets bad chill*
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Sleep is good, so is food, sex is nice, wooow I'm on celebacy, IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
Oct 5th, 2005 01:30 AM
PINBALL
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: United States
Raven u totaly jacked the one with u and i together thats from family guy dont try and take credit for it
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Oct 5th, 2005 01:30 AM
Black Rob
The Leading Man
Gender: Male Location: New Jersey
Are you an angel? Cuz your breasts are heavenly!
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"With each passing day, the world finds new and exciting ways to kill a man."
Oct 5th, 2005 01:31 AM
BDTnRDE
Army Of One
Gender: Female Location: nowheres ville
do you have a quarter I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I want to marry
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Sleep is good, so is food, sex is nice, wooow I'm on celebacy, IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
Oct 5th, 2005 01:31 AM
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