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Tired-Hiker
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A Public Apology To Paris Hilton.

Dear Paris, I know you want me soooooo bad and that I have a sexy body.
I know I make it seem that you are the only one for me.
I never meant to lead you on, but I am in love with another woman.
I am sorry. embarrasment

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Ax3l
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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, I know you want me soooooo bad and that I have a sexy body.
I know I make it seem that you are the only one for me.
I never meant to lead you on, but I am in love with another woman.
I am sorry.

You could get the same "having sex with paris hilton" effect by having sex with a dog bone. Twice the fun and none of the regret. wink

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Dec 15th, 2006 06:48 AM

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Vinny Valentine
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This seems familiar

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Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You could get the same "having sex with paris hilton" effect by having sex with a dog bone. Twice the fun and none of the regret.

Dog bone???? blink

Dude, if Paris reads that it's gonna hurt her feelings. This isn't about hurting her, this is about how she can't have me . . . . this is about love.

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You could get the same "having sex with paris hilton" effect by having sex with a dog bone. Twice the fun and none of the regret.

I smiled.

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Ax3l
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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dog bone???? Dude, if Paris reads that it's gonna hurt her feelings. This isn't about hurting her, this is about how she can't have me . . . . this is about love.

I'm sorry, but am i the only one that doesn't find a worn out pile of Jizzum attractive?!?!?

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Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
This seems familiar

I sorta ripped the idea off of this genius thread maker guy, you wouldn't know him. whistle

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Dec 15th, 2006 06:51 AM

Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm sorry, but am i the only one that doesn't find a worn out pile of Jizzum attractive?!?!?

A worn out pile of Jizzum, that's disgusting. I wouldn't find that attractive either.

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I smiled.

This ain't about you! mad

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Dec 15th, 2006 06:53 AM

Ax3l
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A worn out pile of Jizzum, that's disgusting. I wouldn't find that attractive either.This ain't about you!

I was relating Paris Hilton to the worn out pile of......

You know what, its not important. You have your sex fantasies about this dirty whore.

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
This ain't about you!

It never is

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Dec 15th, 2006 06:54 AM

Vinny Valentine
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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I sorta ripped the idea off of this genius thread maker guy, you wouldn't know him.

Is his name Preston? I didn't know you could rip off yourself embarrasment

Sexy.

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Dec 15th, 2006 06:55 AM

Ax3l
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Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
It never is

Oh, go cry in a bed...

Mine is open whistle

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Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
It never is

Okay, it is. happy

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mitchum
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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Oh, go cry in a bed...

Mine is open

Actually I will, see ya.

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Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Is his name Preston? I didn't know you could rip off yourself Sexy.

No, his name is like Sherman Valencio, or Vincent Valegoso, or something like that . . . . Canadian I think, huge cock'n balls. wink

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, his name is like Sherman Valencio, or Vincent Valegoso, or something like that . . . . Canadian I think, huge cock'n balls.

what a man

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Re: A Public Apology To Paris Hilton.

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, I know you want me soooooo bad and that I have a sexy body.
I know I make it seem that you are the only one for me.
I never meant to lead you on, but I am in love with another woman.
I am sorry.

I see your point. smile