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Tired-Hiker
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My Stand Up Comedy Act. Please judge it.

Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine? smile

*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore. eek!

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'." eek!

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos? eek!

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*

So, did you like it? eek!

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um.............

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Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
um.............

What, the pine cone? Should I make it a carrot? embarrasment

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Re: My Stand Up Comedy Act. Please judge it.

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?

*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*

So, did you like it?

The pine cone and the singing part is funny. wink

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is the bear giving you a BJ?

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?

*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*

So, did you like it?

I'll give you a pass cause you were naked at the end.

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Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is the bear giving you a BJ?

Um . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no? confused

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I'll give you a pass cause you were naked at the end.

Yesssssssss!

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:11 PM

Jaeh
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i'd say go jump in a ditch, but the last part is pretty funny so...

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Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
i'd say go jump in a ditch, but the last part is pretty funny so...

Awe, thanks JM! big grin

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:15 PM

Jaeh
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whose JM?

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:16 PM

Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
whose JM?

Oh, I meant JS. happy

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:18 PM

Jaeh
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*shrugs* good enough for me.

oh, and your act gets a B...

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:20 PM

Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
*shrugs* good enough for me.

oh, and your act gets a B...

My act gets a B? What's a B? confused

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:21 PM

Jaeh
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okay... if you don't understand the grading system...

how about 7.5 over 10...?

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:25 PM

Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
okay... if you don't understand the grading system...

how about 7.5 over 10...?

That's a C. mad

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:30 PM

Jaeh
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sorry! i haven't mastered U.S's grading system!

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:34 PM

Tired-Hiker
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
sorry! i haven't mastered U.S's grading system!

Then you get a D. big grin

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LethalFemme
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Um . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no? Yesssssssss!

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:38 PM

Jaeh
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give me a D and i'll give you an F...

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Jan 16th, 2007 01:39 PM

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What happened to the G.D.T.S.W.M.B routine? confused

Jan 16th, 2007 01:40 PM

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