Dooku would crush Saruman's neck, then Sauron would come in and eat them.
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Um Cutler Beckett is an evil genius. He summons Davy Jones, who in turn summons the cracken from davy Jones' locker, and they all feast on Count Dooku.
Beckett kicks ASS. One of my favorite movie villains of all time. Btw, his henchman, Mercer, is the most badass lackey ever. Vader and Maul can kiss his ass.
Tom Hollander did an outstanding job. Beckett is a different type of villain than Barbossa [cool villain] or Jones [the victim/villain], because he's just plain nasty. Utter bastard, through-and-through, and his preferred method of evilness is manipulation. But, yeah. The man never loses his temper, always calm, collected, and so damn arrogant that you can't help but secretly root for him.
...He had one of the most badass death scenes ever, too.
I ki' you, foo'.
Not really. Mercer is hardcore. We have a fifty-year-old British man dressed in black. That alone shows that he's going to kick major ass. Hell, looking at his face (craggy, ect), you know he's seen some action. Mercer didn't have a lot of development time, but you can tell he's one of those sadistic psychopaths who loves to kill.
But to answer youe question: yes, he did a helluva lot more than just dying.
1. He led the raid on Sao Feng's bathhouse.
2. He shot that Asian twin in the head.
3. He beat the shit out of her sister, and shot her, too.
4. He dueled with Barbossa.
5. He got Davy Jones to back the [censor] off; "The Dutchman is under my command."
6. He outlived Norrington.
7. He killed Governor Swann (presumably).
8. He had the most gruesome death in the movies.
Silver Surfer would defeat any star wars character with a wave of his hand. Just don't tell that to StarDestroyer.net. Because over there apparently Palpatine would force choke the Surfer.
No way. Dooku went out like a *****. At lots of points during the movies, he had an uncertain look on his face. Beckett however , was always 100% confident, always in control of the situation, always had a back up plan. Not his fault he didn't see the whole Flying Dutchman fiasco coming.
Well, I will say this: Beckett, for a 100% utter *******, did go out with clarity and acceptance. He didn't break down or shit his pants. He just accepted it.
...That said, he could have at least sunk the Pearl. The Endeavour vs. the Pearl? Did you see that ship? Cap'n Jack and his ship on their best day (which, most decidedly, wasn't then) wouldn't have stood a chance against Beckett's ship.
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But it would have to catch the Pearl first. That was the only ship to outrun the Dutchman, which means its faster than the Endeavor. But yes, just side by side firing, the Pearl would meet its doom.
on a side note...Star Wars vs. SpaceBalls....yea...
Jun 17th, 2007 07:43 AM
