God forbid he actually do the explaining himself. That might involve learning too many big words.
And the article mentions Snows criticism of the president. But, that's the very reason he was chosen. It's not because the White House is going to start doing anything differently. They're just going to get a guy who blasted them for doing it to tell the American people, so they feel like Bush gives a shit.
__________________ "If I were you"
"If you were me, you'd know the safest place to hide...is in sanity!
Exactly, the people who watch fox news are so used to constant support of teh president, that when one of their talking heads says something negative, it sticks in their minds. And now, one of the only guys who said negative things is becoming the white house press secretary? Last time I insulted the boss, he didn't promote me.
__________________ "If I were you"
"If you were me, you'd know the safest place to hide...is in sanity!
Well, he works for fox news so he's proven that he can lie and convert bullshit into roses.
Republicans should get out of the whitehouse and into the bathrooms of america, where they belong.
__________________ Land of the free, home of the brave...
Do you think we will ever be saved?
In this land of dreams find myself sober...
Wonder when will it'll all be over...
Living in a void when the void grows colder...
Wonder when it'll all be over?
Will you be laughing when it's over?
I liked it when he told the press at the end of his introductory press conference that one of the reasons he agreed to the job was "Because I want to work with you guys!". It made my heart feel warm and fuzzy.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
A press secretary ignoring the press? There's a name for that...
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
If life is so ironic all the time, does the irony of it cease to exist?
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
It's ironic that you say that because 'time' isn't ever old, only always now. The memory of it lasts, but its prescience is never past the moment yet to come.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Hey, Bardock. There's that guy again. He's always trying to muscle in on our love muscling.
(I did have a point, by the way)
(The point was the point)
(It was almost Zen)
(Which is akin to using multiple bracketed sentences)
(Did you see what I did there?)
(OK. I shall stop)
(Soon...)
(OK. Now)
(But...)
(No. I've definitely stopped)
(Really)
(No more)
(Zip)
(I'm sick)
(This is a cry for help)
(I want my Mommy!)
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.