WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California
Vegans won't have sex with Carnivores!
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Jul 31st, 2007 10:12 PM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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quote: Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.
Vegansexual's bodies are made up of dead plants. Monsters. Cruel inhuman monsters. Hope they all enjoy hell, murderers.
Besides, no one wants to have sex with some boney scrawny vegan with no boobs or ass. Psh, they're doing us a favor.
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Jul 31st, 2007 10:18 PM
Schecter
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makes me want to rape vegans and pump them full of my dead animals
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Jul 31st, 2007 10:20 PM
dadudemon
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Jul 31st, 2007 10:23 PM
debbiejo
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This is the first I've ever heard anything like that...
Good thing I'm 80% vegetarian.
Aug 1st, 2007 12:33 AM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Schecter
makes me want to rape vegans and pump them full of my dead animals
I love you.
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Aug 1st, 2007 12:37 AM
WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California
We should raid their town...capture their women...then take them out for a nice dinner at a Steak House. That should convert them.
(avoids hot sausage link jokes)
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Aug 1st, 2007 12:40 AM
dadudemon
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Gender: Male Location: Bacta Tank.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
We should raid their town...capture their women...then take them out for a nice dinner at a Steak House. That should convert them.
(avoids hot sausage link jokes)
Why do I find this funny?
(Note to self...scratch "sausage jokes" off the list at the next party with the inlaws.)
Aug 1st, 2007 05:58 AM
miss_swann
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Gender: Female Location: West Kensington, London
I'm vegan and I don't have a problem with anyone who eats meat.
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Aug 1st, 2007 11:32 AM
Bicnarok
From Ganymede
Gender: Male Location: Cydonia, Mars
Everything we eat looses its energy field ie dies, so just laying the line with meat is rather silly IMO. I love meat and seeing as I was born with carnivores teeth made for eating meat I´ll continue eating it.
But each to their own, as long as I´m not hassled about my meat polluted body I won´t nag Vegans about their illogical direction of devouring
Aug 2nd, 2007 02:19 PM
Kenshinswife
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Gender: Female Location: I will posses your heart
Im vegatarian almost vegan (still working on it), and im a nice size. You wouldnt even be able to tell.
My advice to the vegansexuals, as long as they dont drink the milk they shouldnt be able to taste the meat.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 03:00 PM
Schecter
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if someone is vegan does that mean they dont swallow?
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Aug 2nd, 2007 03:03 PM
WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kenshinswife
Im vegatarian almost vegan (still working on it), and im a nice size. You wouldnt even be able to tell.
My advice to the vegansexuals, as long as they dont drink the milk they shouldnt be able to taste the meat.
I was wondering if these people even donate blood. They sound a bit uptight.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 03:12 PM
Bicnarok
From Ganymede
Gender: Male Location: Cydonia, Mars
I wonder if this creature can also be considered a vegan
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Aug 2nd, 2007 06:50 PM
Final Blaxican
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Well... considering that in ten minutes he'll be eating the janitor alive I'd say no.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 07:12 PM
debbiejo
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Schecter
if someone is vegan does that mean they dont swallow?
Yep.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bicnarok
I wonder if this creature can also be considered a vegan
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Nope
Aug 2nd, 2007 07:21 PM
chillmeistergen
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Fair enough, their decision and all that. Though, if I met a hot vegansexual in a bar (unlikely), I'd probably lie and say I was a vegan.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 07:23 PM
debbiejo
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Most do....lol
Aug 2nd, 2007 07:38 PM
Bicnarok
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Gender: Male Location: Cydonia, Mars
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Well... considering that in ten minutes he'll be eating the janitor alive I'd say no.
Well no wonder they won´t shag meat eaters, it is rather ugly.
Aug 3rd, 2007 01:32 PM
KharmaDog
Dyslexic Agnostic
Gender: Male Location: between apathy and indifference
Considering what most vegans look and dress like, I don't think that it's all that much of a loss really.
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Aug 3rd, 2007 10:09 PM
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