When you're reading a comic and you come across a particularly impressive feat - regardless of whether it's accomplished by your favorite character, least favorite, or by someone you're totally indifferent concerning - at what point do you take a step back, stop suspending disbelief and just utter to yourself "Now, that's just dumb"?
Regardless of whether it's moving planets with giant chains, or some of the weird pseudo-science explanations for the way technologies work, whatever it is.
Superman feats that aren't consistent from page to page.
The worst I've seen is when hears the trigger get pulled on a gun miles away, rushes full speed to save Jimmy and Lois while putting cotton in their ears to protect them from the sonic boom at the same time and yet he isn't fast enough to stop a person less than a mile away from picking up a remote and blowing up a dam three pages later
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Wasn't that feat in Brazil ? I believe it was linked to a group of terrorists , one of which was a stacked brunette who later held some kind of magical parasitic rock ?
I literally said "are you f***ing kidding me!" when I was reading Last Planet Standing, when Reed used his machines and blasted back Living Tribunal's energies on himself.
When I got to issue 5, after reading it I literally threw the comic into the corner like a petulant child, and muttered "garbage, I can't believe I wasted MONEY ON THIS! ARGH". My fiance came in the room and asked what I was yelling about, I pointed to the comic, and she looked at me the way only a loving woman can look at a comic book nerd.
The part that got me most mad was that, some of the comic was awesome, then other parts so utterly retarded.
How about during Death of Superman where Superman got knocked down by a gas station blowing up? Here is the same guy that can survive planet-destroying force, getting knocked by a gas station explosion!
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Spidey knocking the poop out of Venom (Retarded)
Captain America dancing circles around Spidey (Hella retarded)
Batman pwning Superman (Mecha-uber-retarded)
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Nov 5th, 2007 07:59 PM
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