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Originally posted by Martian_mind
Smurf was lying about waht i said,and i'm kinda pissed he'd drag me into a fight between you two like that.

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Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
slower than bran......SOrry to insult you like that Martian

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Originally posted by SnazzySmurph


. But you always were the slow one, Martian...

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
Thats what all my lady friends say.



So i guess you and Red are the fast ones.

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Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Lolz, look at the aussie make a sex joke.

It's like a one trick pony that we never had the heart to send to the glue factory...

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
You we're singing my praises a second ago,but then again you can't trust America junior not to flip-flop.

Plus Canada can't kill horses,they're the most advanced form of police transport.

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Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
That's it? You tell Red to go f*ck himself, but with me, it's just some standard crap you spend a few hours working on at night?

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
If i had been working on that at night,it would mean i had predicted the response.

which would make me a tactical genius,tah for the comment.

but if you really want me too


Listen you filthy beaver loving C*nt,never drag me into your pathetic little arguments again understood?I couldn't care less if Red dissed your fluffly pink my little pony or if he ass-raped your mother,keep it between you too capische?

...How was that?

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Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Hah, was that your tough-aussie spiel? Tell you what, why don't I spend a bit trying to brainstorm what the f*ck your country's good for, while you go slap your mom around a bit for birthing such a douchebag, then go stick your head in the sand and breath. That's the point of an aussie after all, right? To make the rest of us feel superior?

Not bad, Martian, not bad.

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
Hah,says the dirty Canadian assahat.Hey atleast i can beat my mum around,unlike some children who's parents offed themeselves when they saw the hideous slime covered cretin that oozed out of the womb.

Thanks Smurf.

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Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Actually Martian, that crap like babies congealing and oozing out of wombs only happens down under. Something about God's dumping ground... I don't remember the exact explanation.

Essentially, there's a divine sign above Oz saying "*****, Bitches and Bastards go here"

Ironically, you categorize as "All of the above".

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
I'm a ***** and a bastard?

heh best of both worlds,which ironically also summarizes Oz,considering *****,bitches and bastards are better then the arseholes,dickheads and mother****ers thjat populate everywhere else on earth.

Ironically you categorize as "none of the above" as your very existence was a cosmic mistake.

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Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Red sold us out.

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Originally posted by Battlehammer
wtf happen?