Re: Re: Re: One Magical Night with Tired Hiker . . . (if you could)
Well if you come to meet me I'd show you around Edinburgh then we'd go on a pub crawl, get a kebab, throw up in someone's doorway, pick a fight with someone for no reason, then wake up two hours late for work with the worst hangover ever.
we would probably start the evening off by me taking you to Arby's. Arby q's are on special for .99 cents, so feel free to get a few. From there we would go to the local Y.M.C.A and compete in a Jenga competition. On the way back to your place we would stop at Mcdonalds and swap stories over a refreshing Mcflurry. After that we sould go to your place and play pick up sticks while we watch the, touched by an angel marathon.
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Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
It's college all over again! Only, in Europe, so that would be cool. I think you are cool too. Sounds just like the first date I took my wife on when I first met her. Well, before she was my wife.
I would take you back to my place after I gagged you wth an alchohol soaked rag, while you are still unconcious I would undress you and chain you to my wall. I would get naked as well and wait for you to wake up.
When you finally do, I would ask,"Would you prefer me to use the screwdriver or the buzzsaw first?"
Re: One Magical Night with Tired Hiker . . . (if you could)
End up in a mexican prison.
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