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Final Blaxican
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I pulled a groin muscle while weight lifting...

... and now it hurts when I masturbate.

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Nov 26th, 2008 01:35 AM

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lol, let the insults begin.

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Re: I pulled a groin muscle while weight lifting...

sure you didn't pull it too hard in a futile attempt to ejaculate?

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Re: I pulled a groin muscle while weight lifting...

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... and now it hurts when I masturbate.

don't bullshit us, your penis isn't that fookin heavy!

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Ouch. That takes a while to heal as well. Enjoy having blue balls for a while stick out tongue

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Doctor says a month.

Porque?! *sobs*

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Doctor says a month.

Porque?! *sobs*

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Wetback.

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Nov 26th, 2008 02:00 AM

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... and now it hurts when I masturbate.

My males mates talk about this sort of thing, there's a way to work around it. You just gotta' find a way to wack off without pain.There is a pain-free solution.

I remember back when I was thirteen, my twin brother pulled his groin doing high-jump... Ouch.

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My males mates talk about this sort of thing, there's a way to work around it. You just gotta' find a way to wack off without pain.There is a pain-free solution.

I remember back when I was thirteen, my twin brother pulled his groin doing high-jump... Ouch.

Where there's a will, there's a way laughing out loud

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Nov 26th, 2008 02:59 AM

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I still manage to do it, it just hurts. Anything that makes my stomach move hurts.

It's in the technique. A slow up an down pump, compared to the usual frantic thrusts and jerks and such, is relatively painless.

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I still manage to do it, it just hurts. Anything that makes my stomach move hurts.

It's in the technique. A slow up an down pump, compared to the usual frantic thrusts and jerks and such, is relatively painless.

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I still manage to do it, it just hurts. Anything that makes my stomach move hurts.

It's in the technique. A slow up an down pump, compared to the usual frantic thrusts and jerks and such, is relatively painless.

ROFL!!!!

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ROOOOOOFFFFLLLLLL! laughing

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I can teach you, young one.

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I can teach you, young one.

How to pull a groin?

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How to pull a groin?

You freak me out a little bit.

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At least now you'll have awesome technique.

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Re: I pulled a groin muscle while weight lifting...

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... and now it hurts when I masturbate.

There's always anal masturbation. erm

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There's always anal masturbation.

HAHAHAHA! Milk that prostate! laughing out loud

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You freak me out a little bit.

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Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus!

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Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus!

DUDE, there's a lebowski forum for that kinda talk.

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