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Wii 2

due to the fact that the people in the vg/cg discussion thread have no sense of humor or tolerance for anything that isnt related to
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i decided to reposte this here so that someone would get a laugh out of the insane ramblings of my mind:

Wii 2

the Japanese word for two is ni, pronounced the same way as knee. Given the oportunity to create a second wii, the bastard son of nintendo would be a wii ni, pronounced Weenee or weeny.

This would lead to the fun misuse of several phrases:

I am shaking my weeny but nothing is happening cause it's broken.

Dont get to violent with the weeny and use the safety strap or it will fly out of your hands.

Weeny is a platform that the whole family can enjoy classic nintendo characters on their weenies like "Mario", "princess peach", and even the esteemed "zelda"

My parents are always playing on my weeny, every time i come home and they are on it.

Lets play

Weeny fit! now up down up down. stretch it out one way..... stretch it out the other way.... now pushups!!

thoughts/comments/other seriously distorted phrases?

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Doesn't something have to actually be funny if you want people to laugh?

And hey, not my fault that you can't follow the rules over there.

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Doesn't something have to actually be funny if you want people to laugh?

And hey, not my fault that you can't follow the rules over there.

there are rules against posting video game related jokes in the video game forum?

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Mar 28th, 2009 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
there are rules against posting video game related jokes in the video game forum?

Considering the fact that it's game discussion...a joke thread is off-topic, yes.

The fact that you decided you needed to repost this shows you're the one being all "internet serious business" over it stick out tongue

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Mar 28th, 2009 12:42 AM

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lame

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Originally posted by Peach
Considering the fact that it's game discussion...a joke thread is off-topic, yes.

The fact that you decided you needed to repost this shows you're the one being all "internet serious business" over it

considering that the nature of your "Next-Gen Console Discussions -- OFFICIAL THREAD" is no more related to game discussion than one concerning the birth of another wii console... stick out tongue

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Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
considering that the nature of your "Next-Gen Console Discussions -- OFFICIAL THREAD" is no more related to game discussion than one concerning the birth of another wii console...

If you think that, you fail at reading the title of the thread stick out tongue

Console discussion falls under video game discussion...poor jokes about something that doesn't exist does not stick out tongue

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Mar 28th, 2009 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by Peach
If you think that, you fail at reading the title of the thread Console discussion falls under video game discussion...poor jokes about something that doesn't exist does not

wii

ni is still a console stick out tongue

whether it exists or not. stick out tongue

Its like saying you couldn't talk about the p stick out tongue

sp before it came out stick out tongue

Its not like i stick out tongue

m making a joke about stick out tongue

the unicorn of equallia... stick out tongue

HA!

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Look. there is 70's comic book spiderman... brilliant guy, invented web slingers... fun comic book. Everyone hates his stupid one liners that nobody laughs at, but without them he wouldn't be spiderman.

Look. THere is knightfall. ok guy... Invented the wii ni and regularly posts his contribution of bewbz. Fun guy. Everyone hates his stupid joke threads that nobody laughs at, but without them he wouldnt be knightfall.

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Didn't you die?

Your "I'm dead thread, this is his brother" was much funnier.

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WTF is this shit.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
due to the fact that the people in the vg/cg discussion thread have no sense of humor or tolerance for anything that isnt related to
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i decided to reposte this here so that someone would get a laugh out of the insane ramblings of my mind:

Wii 2

the Japanese word for two is ni, pronounced the same way as knee. Given the oportunity to create a second wii, the bastard son of nintendo would be a wii ni, pronounced Weenee or weeny.

This would lead to the fun misuse of several phrases:

I am shaking my weeny but nothing is happening cause it's broken.

Dont get to violent with the weeny and use the safety strap or it will fly out of your hands.

Weeny is a platform that the whole family can enjoy classic nintendo characters on their weenies like "Mario", "princess peach", and even the esteemed "zelda"

My parents are always playing on my weeny, every time i come home and they are on it.

Lets play

Weeny fit! now up down up down. stretch it out one way..... stretch it out the other way.... now pushups!!

thoughts/comments/other seriously distorted phrases?

I get it. We have to laught at your failed attempt at humor. We didn't get it the first time so you get a second chance to fail again. Your lame points are adding up.

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Man this internets is srs business.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Peach
Considering the fact that it's game discussion...a joke thread is off-topic, yes.

The fact that you decided you needed to repost this shows you're the one being all "internet serious business" over it

why are you always right?

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This guy (nightfallsbrotherlolz) has some sort of metal disability.

lol short bus

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Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
This guy (nightfallsbrotherlolz) has some sort of metal disability.

lol short bus

that was my brother being a douche. even if you dont believe that story and im tired of you bringing up this shit.

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Mar 28th, 2009 06:34 AM

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OMG, you are the guy that "died"...I remember that, had a jolly good laugh. Far superior comedy to this weeny shit. You say your brother was the mastermind behind that? Kudos.

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