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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse...

I hate to come to work at night shift catching patients masturbating.

What a horrible night to be a nurse. sick

my first time catching a patient. sick

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Details, please. Like, how people write novels, details.

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If it was a hot female patient...that'd be awesome

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I was going to give Ativan for the patient so I entered and I saw his hand grasping his penis with seminal fluid. Cant give anymore details since HIPAA rules. sick

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You're a nurse? cool, I'm a brain surgeon.

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I was going to give Ativan for the patient so I entered and I saw his hand grasping his penis with seminal fluid. Cant give anymore details since HIPAA rules.

What more details could you give us other than what you just did?

I think you specified exactly what he was doing...

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you should've dropped your pants and joined in.

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You're a nurse? cool, I'm a brain surgeon.

I'm Willy Wonka, how YOU doin'?

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I was going to give Ativan for the patient so I entered and I saw his hand grasping his penis with seminal fluid. Cant give anymore details since HIPAA rules.

Surely as a nurse you've seen worse.

And I'm supposing after he finished he didn't even need the Ativan.

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I hate to come to work at night shift catching patients masturbating.
What a horrible night to be a nurse.

my first time catching a patient.

is it ur job to stop them and catch them in the act? smile

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Erm... Patients need sexual relief too. If you're prudish to these sorts of things you're in the wrong profession.

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my answers to the questions above

1.its a scheduled ativan per md order, so I have to give it according to the time in the MAR (medication administration record)
2.i cant stop pt from jacking off
3.at the moment I caught him jacking off, I acted stoically/no reactions and told patient to take medicine. i put the medicine in his mouth and gave him water. walked out the door.
4. worst I have seen is death or the person is having cheyne-stokes. I have to call MD/family/make written reports which delays me in passing meds/charting

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Was it an old man?

Are you female?

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I think SC2 is a dude

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was it dadudemon

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quote: (post)
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I think SC2 is a dude

I think so too. But it seems a little out how much SC2 was spooked by it.

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was it dadudemon

No.

But when you and Bards come and visit me, you can find out if that's what I do or don't do. no expression

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That's nothing, my heterosexual life-partner (friends for 20+ years) is an ICU nurse, he's told me some stories that make me cringe.

Catching some dude stroking his shaft is nothing; if anything, funny.

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A real nurse would have helped.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by dadudemon
Was it an old man?

Are you female?

yes
no

a guy seeing another guy's dick is mortifying. thats why i send CNA's to do the dirty work

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mairuzu
A real nurse would have helped.

there was an article about this if nurses should help masturbate patients if pain medication does not relieve pain.

New curse...
Insomnia, I cant sleep during the day.

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