so you get home only to see your dead throughout the house in shock the vampire appears behind you turning you around he puts you in a bear hug he prepares to bite you, but just as he is about to sink his teeth you both here the police sirens approaching and cop cars parking on your lawn and running in. apparently your the neighbors had called the cops minutes before from the screams and fighting. seconds from entering your house you stand alone just realizing the vampire had let you lived and escaped.
What about after, when you realized it wasn't a joke but you were almost preyed upon by a supernatural undead homosexual? I'm saying the vamp is Rice genre.
I would use it to strengthen my extreme right-wing beliefs in the oppression of vampiresmutants gay people.
After that I would probably have to console myself with living in terror at the thought that vampires exist and could kill me at any time. It's not as though anyone would believe me, well Deano might, or I can do much to protect myself (vamps are getting all post modern now-a-days).
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A juvenal prank.
would you guys stay and answer questions covered in blood, would you tell them what it was? or would you run? i mean their would be a lot of questions going through your minds, hell would you want to find the vampire or a vampire and try to become one? or would you hunt them down how would you go about it?
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
What I would do if I survived a vampire attack? I would just cover my entire house with holy crosses, put garlic on my doorstep, cover myself in holy water before I go to bed, and keep a light near me that's as bright as the sun. I could do all that or flee to Canada. Either way those vampires will never get me again. One of you will probably ask "But what about the Canadian vampires?" Here's your answer: They'll be too busy with the mooses.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
When you get bitten do you really get a choice of what to do...after that your gonna just be wanting blood of some random person and then wanting alot of sun cream.
IF I had a choice of what to do with my new found vampire powers...I'd use them to battle the forces of evil and then once done then I dunno...watch the sun rise
I'd find the nearest clan of Lycans, join them, and pwn every vampire in sight.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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