John McClane's family has been murdered. He thinks that you did it. He is coming for you and he is bringing hell with him. There is no negotiating with him, he cannot be convinced of your innocence. You have no choice but to kill him. He is armed with everything from all 4 of his movies.
Discuss.
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A sniper rifle
An assault rifle
Two pistols
A shotgun
6 frag grenades
6 Smoke grenades
Body armor
NVG
Tactical attire
Fight takes place where and when you choose.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I would lead Mac to the desert, at night. I'd have a Barrett .50 sniper rifle with a thermal scope and a desert pattern guille suit. As Mac searches the area for me, I snipe him from half a mile away.
Any vehicle he comes in I can trash with the sniper rifle.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I can't beat McClane with only a day's prep. Maybe like, a life time of prep, complete with millions of dollars being diverted from AIDS research to an official "Kill John McClane" thinktank. Even then, success is unlikely.
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"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Indeed, it would be the quickest and least painful way.
I can definitely have it in a row, but Im not overcoming that damage soak/luck.
I might even be able to compete h2h for a minute (A respectable time), but that McStamina and again, luck would almost certainly prevail and you just KNOW that he'd bring in some dirty McTrick that swings it in his favour.
I'd probably just dig my own grave and write my final letters to my family and make peace with the inevitable, take the 2 shotguns, then take comfort in the fact that I'd be dead before the humiliating quip is delivered as I pull both triggers aimed at my head..
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Jan 13th, 2011 at 10:19 AM