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Does Kratos have [SPOILER - highlight to read]: the power of hope?
The Facts
The following is a short assemblance about facts concerning the LolLoveLinkClub. :] Please peruse it at your liesure. It is not directed at any members specificly, nor is it personal. It is simply information concerning the LLLC as it exists today.
-The LLLC are nice guys
My first point: The LLLC is full of likeable people. We're not asshats, for the most part we're not illogical either. Hell, we have some of the most civil debators of any faction on this forum. I do not go out of my way to offend, I do not attack (except for BT, who as was mentioned earlier in this thread, deserves it.), and I like about 90% of you. Even the ones I don't, I've proven I can be nice to if you're nice to me in turn. And I'm one of the ruder members of the LLLC...Actually, I'm a full on troll at times. But let's examine the LLLC; Cyner? The guy barely posts, and when he does it's friendly. Scenario? Never once seen the guy flame anyone, including BT. Xan? This guy is so polite he even abstains from using contrations and reports rather than engaging in any sort of personal confrontation. 5L I admit has some issues but he's an old friend from Smash so I can't be too hard on him.
-I am a troll
I am a troll, and I am not above trolling someone who deserves it. There have been few, very few, times when I have known Link loses, and debated he wins anyway to spite someone for making an intentionally one-sided thread out of hate for the character. The God Kratos thread? Are you serious? NemeSis stated plainly in the off-topic thread he only makes threads with Link in them so Link can lose. I can concede to a reasonable debator, but I won't give the pleasure to someone who's just being a douche, and I'm a strong enough debator to find a way for Link to win and make it convincing. If you act like a douche, and make Link threads just to spite the character, this is the treatment you will recieve from me.
-You created the LLLC
Here's a point I'll enjoy making. The LLLC is your own creation, KMC. You treat Zelda characters as low tier when they show themselves to be able to manage with the stronger characters on the forum. We will prove in one thread Link is too durable for a bullet to be useful only for the same stupid claim to be made again in the next thread. We are called fanboys, and illogical. Yet we always back up our arguments with information from the games. Cyner made a single post in a Link thread once, not even supporting Link, and BT told him he "licks Link's *******". Naturally there's gonna be sides taken after crap like that happens, and it happens a lot. It was the posters of KMC who first grouped us together and named us, not the LLLC.
-The LLLC is not a serious organisation
I can't believe this point needs to be mentioned. We're not even organised! We're just a list of names of people who support the character. Scenario? I can't tell you a damn thing about that guy other than he's awesome, and he loves himself some Samus. NemeBro? Dude doesn't even like Link! He's in the club because he supports Ganondorf, and know how often we plan or organise anything? Not often, but you might see some of that soon. We're not organised, we act independantly, and we're a lulzy bunch. Mostly likeable people.
-The internet is not serious business
This point needs saying too, somehow. For some reason everyone's annoyed that the LLLC disagrees with their interpretation of Link as a weak character, on a forum dedicated to debates. Do I need to highlight the irony? If you don't want to debate, don't post here. If you don't like us for disagreeing with you, see "the internet is not serious business". Also, see "the LLLC are nice guys" and my next point:
-The LLLC doesn't make Zelda threads
I really want you guys to think this one over. This also falls under "you created the LLLC", but it's worth being it's own point. Consider that you don't like dealing with us, you disagree with us, you don't like our stance, or the feats we use. What's the perfect way to avoid us? Making a Zelda thre-HEY, that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. We don't make these threads. NemeSis X, who hates Link openly, puts him in many times more threads than I ever have. I've made a couple Dark Link threads and a shovel gauntlet. If you make a Zelda thread, we will show up to debate the character, as is our right on a debating forum. If you're sick of FacistCrusader, Kill3r, and Sin Volvagia, you don't make Final Fantasy threads, do you? If you're sick of Ridley Prime, myself, Scenario, and Cyner, is putting Samus against one of your favourite characters *really* a good idea? If you're tired of Link threads dominating the forum, stop making them. If we made as many Link threads as people act like we do, this forum would be under six feet of them. No one's reading anymoar: penis penis penis penis penis.
-We're just as sick of Zelda threads as you are
Actually probably moreso because we actually debate them all. Do you have any idea how many times I've proved the same few points over again? I don't enjoy Link threads or Zelda threads in general. The load of Zelda related activity is blamed on us, but we do not enjoy or even make these threads, we're sick of them. Ask any of us. We don't want more Zelda threads.
-We're not going to go away
The posters in the LLLC have just as much right to exist as the SIHC and the OMGFFFTWC. Making Link threads only makes us post more, not less. Infact, like any group, persecution only strengthens our resolve. You cannot, and will not ever be rid of us. Bow down to your masters.
You're digging your own hole, NemeSis.
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Gender: Male Location: 1/9.7'rd Horseman of the Apocalypse
Link will always win in coolness, simply because he doesn't need to dress or act like a stereotypical pretentious badass. He can be quiet, wear simple clothes, and just do work without having to wear spikes and tattooes like a security blanket.
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The moon and stars aren't just shades of lead
But you wouldn't know as you rest your head.
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
With that symbol meaning a sarcastic remark, I'm gonna guess that you're being sarcastic on Link doing a lot of work. Congrats, you just called Link lazy.
Gender: Male Location: 1/9.7'rd Horseman of the Apocalypse
Lemme put it this way:
You called Link gay, and suggested this makes him lose.
Kratos is a Spartan. They were historicly one of, if not the first, gay historical societies. Kratos is to buttsecks as water is to wet. Is that bad? Nah. Spartans did work, but they also speared one another.
To insinuate homosexuality makes someone lose, and then claim that it's Link, is a little contradictory, sir.
Edit: calling the fact that Spartan soldiers had sex with each other disturbing is homophobic, NemeSis, I'd cut it out before Peach sees.
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Mar 20th, 2010 07:35 PM
We don't make these threads. NemeSis X, who hates Link openly, puts him in many times more threads than I ever have. I've made a couple Dark Link threads and a shovel gauntlet. If you make a Zelda thread, we will show up to debate the character, as is our right on a debating forum. If you're sick of FacistCrusader, Kill3r, and Sin Volvagia, you don't make Final Fantasy threads, do you? If you're sick of Ridley Prime, myself, Scenario, and Cyner, is putting Samus against one of your favourite characters *really* a good idea? If you're tired of Link threads dominating the forum, stop making them. If we made as many Link threads as people act like we do, this forum would be under six feet of them. No one's reading anymoar: penis penis penis penis penis.
Bow down to your masters.
