Aliens, an open question why do you travel to Earth to rectally probe us? Started by: AJ is back
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Aliens, an open question why do you travel to Earth to rectally probe us?
I was out walking recently when some greys or that's what it sounded like, maybe it was gays or some other Alien term abducted me. They gave me some alien pills and I woke up with a sore botty.
given the technology level, why do this?
Apr 7th, 2011 12:55 PM
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they were drunkards with a poor sense of humor?
Apr 7th, 2011 03:07 PM
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Aliens, an open question why do you travel to Earth to rectally probe us?
Because, Earthling, your kind behaves so asinine at times, we figure that's where your brains are.
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Apr 7th, 2011 08:34 PM
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They come for the Cattle mutilation, but stay for the ass.
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Apr 7th, 2011 10:53 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They come for the Cattle mutilation, but stay for the ass.
Those be Texans.
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Apr 7th, 2011 11:02 PM
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Texans are happy with any combination.
Cattle and ass mutilation.
Mutilation and cattle ass.
It's all the same weekend of fun to them.
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Apr 7th, 2011 11:10 PM
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Apr 7th, 2011 11:24 PM
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Apr 7th, 2011 11:27 PM
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I think we believe too much stuff that happens in movies about Aliens.
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Apr 9th, 2011 01:10 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Those be Texans.
You dropped your bag of oranges.
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Apr 9th, 2011 05:52 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I think we believe too much stuff that happens in movies about God.
This seems to work too.
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Apr 10th, 2011 03:46 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden101
Texans are happy with any combination.
Cattle and ass mutilation.
Mutilation and cattle ass.
It's all the same weekend of fun to them.
nice.
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Apr 10th, 2011 08:15 AM
ADarksideJedi
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
This seems to work too.
I only meant Aliens.Do you really hate or not believe in God that much to change what I said?thats pretty sad.
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Apr 10th, 2011 02:33 PM
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It's one big intergalactic game of Stink Finger.
Apr 12th, 2011 02:14 AM
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Better question: Why is alien fiction obsessed with this idea that should aliens abduct people, they'll want to stick probes up anuses?
Apr 12th, 2011 10:11 AM
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