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Bad Boy
Kevski
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Spoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Discuss!
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Feb 18th, 2003 10:32 PM |
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Raz
Meister
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They're used to eat....um....I'm done.
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Feb 18th, 2003 10:40 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
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You can play them too, with practice of course.
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mah
J-type 327 Nubian
 Gender: Male Location: Florø, Norway |
a spoonful of sugar
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Feb 18th, 2003 11:37 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
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Reece Wither-SPOON?
Oh this thread really has legs Badboy. 
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Feb 18th, 2003 11:40 PM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota |
Oh, lord she's hot. A MILF all the way.
By the way, does anyone breathe on a spoon and set it on the tip of their nose?
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Feb 19th, 2003 04:00 AM |
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Dexx
wingless
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i can't..i have a pointy nose.
Maybe bad boy has a secret topic about this...for us still to find out.
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Feb 19th, 2003 05:25 AM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
 Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA Moderator |
the tick was a stupid show.
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Feb 19th, 2003 05:54 AM |
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Fitch
Free
 Gender: Male Location: Where I belong |
I use it as a tool to put the liquid food into my mouth.You can use it in different purposes of course.....
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Feb 19th, 2003 06:32 AM |
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finti
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with two spoons you have a musical instrument
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Feb 19th, 2003 06:34 AM |
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Fitch
Free
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if you have more spoons you can rent them at a cheap restaurant 
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Feb 19th, 2003 06:40 AM |
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rusky
Waiting for da snow
 Gender: Male Location: Wild Wild World |
Also, some time ago, spoons were part of silverware, which was part of ... uh... the "indication" of one's wealth...and of course, the wealthier u were, the better _____ u got!
Guess what's missing !
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Feb 19th, 2003 04:49 PM |
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Bad Boy
Kevski
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Where would we be without spoons?
Spoonless!
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Feb 19th, 2003 07:37 PM |
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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
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Feb 19th, 2003 07:41 PM |
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Fitch
Free
 Gender: Male Location: Where I belong |
spoonier ?spoolish ? 
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Feb 19th, 2003 08:47 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch |
I have a spoon with the Nestle Quik Rabbit on the end of it.
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Feb 19th, 2003 09:14 PM |
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finti
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"Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can Spoonman
Speak the rhythm on your own
Speak the rhythm all alone Spoonman" - Soundgarden`s Spoonman
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Feb 19th, 2003 09:26 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
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"Well the cats in the cradle and the silver SPOON"
Oh god.....really running outta spoon references now.
No wait, Gary Neville is a spoon-footed t**t.
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Feb 19th, 2003 10:30 PM |
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rusky
Waiting for da snow
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Spoonier ? No, don't think so....
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Corran
Lucifer
 Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window |
You are all missing the main use of spoons, weapons.
You can start off quite tamely by using them to flick bits of food across the table at people. Then you can move on to flicking marbles or other hard projectiles, like a long distance attack similar to that of a catapult. Once you have run out of ammunition to fire you can advance on your target and use the spoon to prod them with thus causing uncomfortable bruising, much like if you run out of ammo in your rifle and use the bayonet as a weapon, only you need no attachments with the spoon as it it both the tool for projectile attack and the bayonet style attack. If you become really vicious you can use the spoon to beat your enemy senseless akin to using a club or baseball bat of somekind, this kind of attack is somewhat restricted to the type of spoon you have to hand, for example a teaspoon may be rendered useless for close hand to hand combat due to its obvious deficiencies whereas a ladle is the most useful. On the other hand a teaspoon is the most useful item to use in place of throwing knives due to it easy handling size and the fact that you are most likely to ‘have someones eye out’ with it, it also has semi-stealth qualities because when thrown at high speeds it is harder to pick out than the ladle.
If there are any other better uses you can think, other that the obvious self-mutilation usage, please post them.

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