Slowpoke
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Selene VS Batman
The Nolan Trilogy Batman VS Selene
Oct 10th, 2012 11:35 PM
mastagambit
king of thieves
Gender: Male Location: in di bayou
Selene is too fast for him.
Too strong.
More agile.
She kills him and drinks his blood.
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Oct 10th, 2012 11:49 PM
Mindset
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Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
Selene is far better in every physical way.
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Oct 11th, 2012 12:24 AM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
She even has better boobs.
Oct 11th, 2012 02:14 AM
Mindset
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Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
Let's not get crazy.
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Oct 11th, 2012 02:49 AM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
Okay...I will admit his man rack is impressive. I was a bit let down without the suit nipples though.
Oct 11th, 2012 03:45 AM
Mr. Tibbs
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
She even has better boobs.
Affirmative.
Oct 11th, 2012 12:38 PM
BruceSkywalker
The BatLord of the Jedi
Gender: Male Location: The Batcave
SMDH Batman loses
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Oct 11th, 2012 06:01 PM
Mr. Tibbs
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Wait, does Batman have all his gadgets?
Oct 11th, 2012 08:48 PM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
Doesn't matter. None of the stuff he had from the movies will help him. Even his little gelsplosion things won't do any good at close range, as he'll get blown up too.
Selene breaks him faster than Bane did.
Oct 11th, 2012 09:11 PM
Mindset
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Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Okay...I will admit his man rack is impressive. I was a bit let down without the suit nipples though.
But we did see his real nipples, that's more than I can say for Selene.
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Oct 12th, 2012 03:47 AM
Mr. Tibbs
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Doesn't matter. None of the stuff he had from the movies will help him. Even his little gelsplosion things won't do any good at close range, as he'll get blown up too.
Selene breaks him faster than Bane did.
What about gas and exploding batarangs? Watch Superman/Batman: Public enemies. Batman is taking on beings with super powers and raping them.
Oct 12th, 2012 05:25 AM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
What about gas and exploding batarangs? Watch Superman/Batman: Public enemies. Batman is taking on beings with super powers and raping them.
Read the OP. This is Nolanverse Batman. So the 3 movies starring Christian Bale. So he doesn't even have gas or exploding Batarangs.
Oct 12th, 2012 07:04 AM
Psychotron
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Selene one-shots him.
Oct 12th, 2012 10:34 AM
Mr. Tibbs
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Read the OP. This is Nolanverse Batman. So the 3 movies starring Christian Bale. So he doesn't even have gas or exploding Batarangs.
Ah, my bad. Yeah, Bat gets raped then.
Oct 13th, 2012 05:13 AM
Placidity
Chief Executive Officer
Gender: Unspecified Location: Germany
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
Ah, my bad. Yeah, Bat gets raped then.
That's his backup plan, he has UV underpants on.
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Oct 13th, 2012 05:29 AM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Placidity
That's his backup plan, he has UV underpants on.
Selene's immune to sunlight now. What's he gonna do, tan her crotch?
Oct 13th, 2012 05:40 AM
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