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Death?
If something happens to us after death, what are we before life?
This thread is meant to humor those who believe in an afterlife. I personally believe that we go in the ground and never come back. Just gauging the opposite thought process.
Mar 18th, 2014 02:52 AM
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Joke's on you, my ashes will be scattered across the seven seas. No ground for me.
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Mar 18th, 2014 04:18 AM
Esau Cairn
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Serial killers & child molesters get reincarnated as penguins.
Mar 18th, 2014 05:18 AM
Shakyamunison
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Re: Death?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Firefly218
If something happens to us after death, what are we before life?
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We were an undeveloped egg in the fetus of our mother while she was in the whom of her mother. That's going back as far as you can.
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Mar 18th, 2014 03:12 PM
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Considering in most instances there's slowly diminishing electrical activity in the brain after we die, I assert that we all slowly and agonizingly relive the worst parts of our lives before blinking out of existence forever.
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Mar 18th, 2014 03:51 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Considering in most instances there's slowly diminishing electrical activity in the brain after we die, I assert that we all slowly and agonizingly relive the worst parts of our lives before blinking out of existence forever.
Why the worst parts? Why not the best parts?
I want to relive the best parts; all two of them.
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Mar 18th, 2014 03:53 PM
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Lower your expectations, so that they are either met or surpassed.
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Mar 18th, 2014 03:56 PM
Shakyamunison
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Lower your expectations, so that they are either met or surpassed.
I guess that week I spend in that Mexican jail wasn't all that bad when you lower your expectations.
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Mar 18th, 2014 04:01 PM
Stealth Moose
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You came out alive and presumably without too many tattoos, so success.
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Mar 18th, 2014 04:04 PM
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He wants the Mormon answer. Wrong forum for this question.
Mormons believe the spirit (or intelligence) has existed for eternity and will always exist.
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Mar 18th, 2014 07:10 PM
Stealth Moose
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But Mormons are wrong at everything that doesn't involve singing and dancing.
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Mar 18th, 2014 08:43 PM
Lord Lucien
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And procreation.
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Mar 19th, 2014 01:13 AM
Firefly218
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
He wants the Mormon answer. Wrong forum for this question.
Mormons believe the spirit (or intelligence) has existed for eternity and will always exist.
The mormans also believe that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri
Mar 19th, 2014 02:37 AM
Stealth Moose
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Haven't you seen St. Louis? I mean, come on.
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Mar 19th, 2014 03:59 AM
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I welcome a good death.
Mar 19th, 2014 04:20 AM
Lexington
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But why does it matter if nothing follows death.... I mean if it didn't matter wouldn't it be irrelevant?
I believe there is something, what? I can't say.
Mar 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lexington
But why does it matter if nothing follows death.... I mean if it didn't matter wouldn't it be irrelevant?
I believe there is something, what? I can't say.
Time lasts forever even in the after life.
Mar 20th, 2014 04:33 AM
Stealth Moose
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Possibly because time is relative, and when you have no sensations, time can seem like eternity.
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Mar 20th, 2014 01:09 PM
Shakyamunison
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Time lasts forever even in the after life.
How do you know time lasts forever?
I believe that time is finite, and therefore there will be an end to time, just like there was a beginning of time at the BB.
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Mar 20th, 2014 05:51 PM
Lexington
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Good question, maybe Time Immemorial has has a near death experience.
Did you know they place symbols and messages above the ceiling in hospitals and operating theaters (out of sight for people) to test for people that claim to have seen themselves during near death experiences from above when dying.
Seeking Proof in Near Death Claims (WSJ)
Mar 20th, 2014 10:10 PM
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