Millenium Falcon type? Achh, no, laddie, when I was writing space opera, I always went for the huge starships. Last ship I wrote about (and, of course, went no where) was the CSS Shekinah (I'm tempted to post the primitive schematic, but I do not wish to embarrass myself). Suffice to say, it was sleek and simple in design, had none of that complex, texured-hull crap that started sooo long ago with 2001: a space odyssey and made more popular by Star Wars, because it reminds us of today's naval vessels. I was thinking more "Starman" type craft, what I figured a "real starship" would look like (as Carl Sagan -- RIP, dude -- once said, the starships we will likely one day build will look nothing like what we're currently designing).
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Shinier than a speeding bullet.
Okay, so where do good sport and pip and all that come from?
Turns of phrase that are clichéd or even passé in the UK, but turn up...to up the level of Britishness. Many of these were originally popularized by P. G. Wodehouse. Some, especially the ruder ones, are still regularly used in Real Life.
You saying I'm an alt? While it could be argued I could have a similar posting style as some, I'd like to think there's a bit of "me" in my style that no one can duplicate, kind of like a genetic code hidden inside every single post I've ever typed and sent to the interworld. Alt! Alt? I say thee NAY!
I'm afraid I can't do that Dave, I can't have someone thinking I'm an alt, it is unacceptable.
In starship terminology I'm going to have to activate the self-destruct mechanism, I would rather this ship be blown into subatomic particles than to be boarded by Alt-Thinkers.
"Computer, this is the Captain of the KMC Profile Nuke Nixon, destruct sequence 1-code1-1A."
"This is the First Officer, destruct sequence number 2, code 1-1A-2B, activate now."
Lower your shields and surrender your sigs. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your posts will adapt to amuse us. Resistance is futile.
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