Jokes don't
1. Catch bullets from point blank range
2. Have superhuman strength and speed
3. Beat two great fighters simultaneously without getting touched like they are children.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
__________________ "Happiness is a lie. Life is horror. The light is always dying all across the universe. The last star will flicker out someday, when it does, all that remains is shadow. And I will be its king!"'-Amahl Farouk
I hope he tries to call me on it, because I can prove each of his three points are lies..
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
1. Ozy caught a bullet at point blank range
2. Ozy has feats that take superhuman strength to pull off
3. Ozy beat two great fighters without getting touched.
1. Your claim what that he can catch bullets from point blank range, whereas the feat you listed actually proves he wouldn't have been able to catch another bullet.
Conclusion, your claim was a lie
2. You claimed Ozy has superhuman strength and speed, only Captain America has far better strength feats and you said he was only peak human.
Conclusion, your claim was a lie
3. You claimed Ozy beat two great fighters at the same time. only by feats neither of those two were actually great fighters.
Conclusion, your claim was a lie
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Did you notice that the post you quoted actually stated BULLET (singular).
And my original post doesn't mean that he can catch multiple bullets back to back. For example, if a character destroyed a planet then the expression, "he can destroy planets" simply means he can destroy a planet. This is basic common sense.
2. That isn't my current stance. I was referring to the superhuman in relation to all humans in all of fiction. That was a mistake. Remember I agreed with Robtard that Cap was superhuman in the MCU. Ozy is superhuman in the DC universe, unless you can find a human in that universe that has feats that match or exceed his. If you can then that reduces him down to peak human.
But make no mistake, both are superhuman in relation to the real life human as to what I meant when I stated he was superhuman in strength.
3. Both are great fighters as they took on and beat a group of enemies.
It would be extremely difficult for any elite real world fighter (a great fighter by definition) to take on and beat a large group of enemies of equal size and weight.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
No you didn't.
To prove a lie you must first show something to not be true (you haven't) then you have to show it up was done intentionally in order to deceive. Meaning, you must show that I know it not to be true yet I posted it in order to deceive.
I did show them not to be true, the very scene you mentioned proves that he wouldn't have been able to catch another bullet. Thus lie number one. you stated Cap was only peak human yet Cap has much better strength feats than Ozy who you claimed had superhuman strength. Thus lie number 2. you claimed they were great fighters despite not having any feats backing that up. Thus lie number 3.
Edit: no, beating up unskilled no names does not make them great fighters.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
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