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Omegaman
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
What it the worst thing that ever happend to you?
List some of the bad things you have been thru...like near death experiences, or bad luck, car wrecks, illnesses, etc.
I will start us off.
When I was about 9 years old, I was playing at a neighbors house with 2 other kids a little younger than me. The boys mom(whos house we where playing at) needed to run across the street to get something, so she ask me to watch the other kids for a few minutes. While she was out, her son starting chasing the other kid with a hammer saying"Im an indian , and Im gonna scalp you!" He was really swing the hammer at the other kid who was crying and screaming, bascially running for his life. Well I (being the hero I am-ha ha) jumped in front of the kid with the hammer and told him to stop and put down the hammer! He didnt like that and he swung the hammer at me, I tried to turn to get out of the way , but the hammer struck me in my lower back and my feet immediately went out from under me! Well after a trip to the emergency room and x-rays( I couldnt walk or bend at the waist for about 2 hours!) the doctor told my mom , that if the kid had hit me a little harder I would have been paralyzed from the waist down!
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Jun 17th, 2003 10:23 PM |
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princess leia
trinity ;)
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: the matrix of alderaan. ( |
wow.
well, this isnt bad, its embarrassing. but in year nine, i was sitting on the computer doing whatever, and then i suddenly looked all around me and there was noone there.
lunch had ended half and hour ago and i was still sitting there 
actually that happened yesterday too.
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~*a woman who strives to be equal with men lacks ambition*~
-_-|Co- owner of the Baileys Vat. Co-Founder of the Baileys Club|-_-
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-_-|try covering me with chocolate|-_-
happy rules:
-->there is no giant foot trying to squash me.
-->there is no such thing as aliens.
-->even though i may ignite, i probably wont.
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Jun 17th, 2003 10:29 PM |
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Omegaman
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
really into your work, huh!
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Jun 17th, 2003 10:30 PM |
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Omegaman
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
After reading your sig, leia. Heres a joke for you!
Adam was talking to God about how he was lonely and needed a mate. God told him he had the perfect mate for him. One that would do whatever he told her to do, cook and clean, never nag him, always be in the mood for sex, basically worship the ground he walked on! Adam said that would be great. But what do I have to do for it? God said , well it will cost you! I will need to take one of your arms and one of your legs to make her. Adam , thought for a second and said .. what can I get for a rib?
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Jun 17th, 2003 10:33 PM |
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princess leia
trinity ;)
Gender: Unspecified
Location: the matrix of alderaan. ( |
hehe i like it 
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~*a woman who strives to be equal with men lacks ambition*~
-_-|Co- owner of the Baileys Vat. Co-Founder of the Baileys Club|-_-
-_-|Bar-girl at the tavern|-_-
-_-|wears gold metal bikini, will give bikini huggles if you poke nicely|-_-
-_-|try covering me with chocolate|-_-
happy rules:
-->there is no giant foot trying to squash me.
-->there is no such thing as aliens.
-->even though i may ignite, i probably wont.
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Jun 17th, 2003 10:39 PM |
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Kes
Philie
 Gender: Female
Location: Lisbon, Portugal |
God created man, wasnt happy with it so he created the women!
See I told you guys that thread was gonna turn bad!:
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Jun 17th, 2003 10:42 PM |
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princess leia
trinity ;)
Gender: Unspecified
Location: the matrix of alderaan. ( |
yeah raz will close it 
well, b4 he does...anyone got any hopeless man jokes?
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~*a woman who strives to be equal with men lacks ambition*~
-_-|Co- owner of the Baileys Vat. Co-Founder of the Baileys Club|-_-
-_-|Bar-girl at the tavern|-_-
-_-|wears gold metal bikini, will give bikini huggles if you poke nicely|-_-
-_-|try covering me with chocolate|-_-
happy rules:
-->there is no giant foot trying to squash me.
-->there is no such thing as aliens.
-->even though i may ignite, i probably wont.
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Jun 17th, 2003 10:50 PM |
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Kes
Philie
Gender: Female
Location: Lisbon, Portugal |
No. Cant think of any right know!
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Jun 17th, 2003 10:54 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Err... falling ill. That pretty much ruined my life, so not much competition, really. Losing Edna was pretty harsh though.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Jun 18th, 2003 12:07 AM |
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Dano
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States |
Edna, who is she?
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Jun 18th, 2003 12:08 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Used to be a mod here. We met here and then met in real life and were an item for a while.
Haven't seen you around for a while, Dano!
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Jun 18th, 2003 12:16 AM |
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LilySatine
KMCs Hobbitess
 Gender: Female
Location: Tim Hortons, Canada |
I've had quite a few near death experiences...*knocks on wood* But it wouldn't be safe to talk about them.
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The Poking Goddess Has Returned..again..*hiss*
Living in the shadow of someone else's dream.
Trying to find a hand to hold but every touch felt cold to me.
Living in a nightmare..a never-ending sleep.
But now that I am wide awake..my chains are finally free.
Don't feel sorry for me.
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Jun 18th, 2003 01:26 AM |
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REXXXX
Networking
 Gender: Male
Location: San Diego Moderator |
Can't think of anything right now. Almost fell off a cliff in the mountains, I've broken both of my arms (separate times), I almost failed school this year, and I have no grandfathers.
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Jun 18th, 2003 03:49 AM |
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Corran
Lucifer
 Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window |
I glued my head to my shoulders.
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Jun 18th, 2003 09:11 AM |
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Omegaman
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
NIce Corran!
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Jun 18th, 2003 02:03 PM |
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happy kine
mirth maker
 Gender: Male
Location: United States (florida) |
i had surgery on my ass... when i took my first dump, i ran around the bathroom screeming. i never realized that every muscle you move is in some way connected to your bum. for 2 weeks i couldn't sit walk or crap... peeing was ever so difficult. i have scars if any wants to see.
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miasma-istic
w/r/t
civilization???
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Jun 18th, 2003 03:35 PM |
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Omegaman
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
No thats okay, we believe you.
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Jun 18th, 2003 03:37 PM |
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Metroplex
Senior Member
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Canada |
I got a concussion several years ago. It was during the Ice Storm in Montreal. I was walking outside and ten i slipped on the ice and i banged my head on the ice. There was big bump on my head and i could barely talk.
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Its not the size of the boat that counts, but the flow of the ocean.
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Jun 18th, 2003 03:42 PM |
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Omegaman
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
maybe you hav drain bamage?
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Jun 18th, 2003 03:46 PM |
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